Archive of Posts...
Damian Christie - Cracker With Attitude
May 2008
ALTered States (May 13)
All Aboard! (May 06)
April 2008
Labour Weekend (Apr 15)
Slipping into Darkness (Apr 09)
February 2008
Bye Wellington (Feb 26)
Fear Factor (Feb 20)
It's (self-employed) Business Time (Feb 11)
January 2008
Welcome Home? (Jan 08)
December 2007
Lahore: The Flies should've been the Clue (Dec 19)
Karachi: What Emergency? (Dec 12)
Panjshir: In the Lion's Den (Dec 01)
November 2007
Chaghcharan: Three Little Pigs (Nov 27)
Kabul: A walk down the dairy (Nov 24)
Mo' Wellington (Nov 20)
Do real Afghans have walnuts on them? (Nov 14)
October 2007
Shut 'em Down (Oct 17)
Stoopid (Oct 11)
September 2007
Kick it in the Butt (& Friday Links) (Sep 28)
August 2007
Get it Off (Aug 23)
A Night Like This (Aug 15)
July 2007
Poke Me, Bite Me, Add Me (Jul 13)
June 2007
Psst... buddy... got any BZP? (Jun 29)
Any questions? (Jun 15)
See More on 3 (Jun 08)
May 2007
Is there a Sub in the City? (May 28)
Midweek Medley (May 23)
LOL (May 10)
Flashback (May 01)
April 2007
The Harvard Centre for Self Evident Studies (Apr 04)
March 2007
Harder (Mar 15)
Smack Your Kids Up (Mar 13)
February 2007
In Which Damian Finishes What he Started (Feb 28)
In Which Damian Grouches about the Oscars (Feb 15)
Put Your Hands Together For: (Feb 12)
January 2007
Competition Update – Win Stuff! (Jan 31)
Do my homework for me. Um, contest. (Jan 30)
Games to Play at the BDO #37: Tickle Me Emo (Jan 23)
December 2006
Christmas Cracker (I've been waiting all year for that one) (Dec 27)
Rate my Date (Dec 06)
Blow Me (Dec 04)
November 2006
Don has the Last Gaffe (Nov 23)
Ain't Too Proud To Beg (Nov 06)
I've Got the Love. In the Music (Nov 03)
October 2006
Th' Dudes/Hello Sailor - A Review (Oct 11)
Of Dogs and Cats and Birds and Bacon (Oct 02)
September 2006
Ian Wishart: Homo? (Sep 19)
Bombs Away (Sep 01)
August 2006
And finally... (Aug 16)
Lucky Little Bastards? (Aug 06)
Louder (Aug 03)
Absolutely Positively Blah (Aug 01)
July 2006
All Your Dirty Dream Are Belong to Us (Jul 13)
Too Soon (Jul 06)
June 2006
Three Days Before the Day After Tomorrow (Jun 13)
May 2006
Discretion, Valour etc (May 30)
Tossers I Have Met (pt 2) (May 19)
Tossers I Have Met (pt 1) (May 11)
Homeward Bound (May 05)
April 2006
This One's For You, Rolf (Apr 27)
N.Y.F.C (Apr 11)
March 2006
CALLING ALL NEW YORKERS (Mar 22)
Beer and Loathing in Brussels (Pt II) (Mar 07)
Beer and Loathing in Brussels (Pt I) (Mar 03)
February 2006
Valentine's Day is Over (Feb 16)
I Predict a Riot (Feb 07)
January 2006
You know what's wrong with this world? (Jan 31)
Oxford Tales (Jan 20)
A Little Respect (Jan 13)
Dirty Ol' Town (Jan 11)
December 2005
The envelope, please (Dec 23)
Storytime - The Finale (Dec 19)
Storytime II (Dec 16)
Storytime (Dec 08)
Give 'em Enough Rope (Dec 02)
November 2005
Telling Tales (Nov 28)
Harry, Satan etc. (Nov 21)
The Simpsons Are Going to England! (Nov 10)
It's been buggin' me (Nov 07)
October 2005
E! True Stories - Pania of the Reef (Oct 31)
These Are Not the Scallops You're Looking For (Oct 26)
I can see it now (Oct 17)
That won't be in the Herald on Sunday (Oct 13)
Yes Prime Minister (Oct 06)
Going Postal (Oct 03)
September 2005
Number One with a Bullet (Sep 15)
The Cracker Guide to Tactical Voting (Sep 09)
August 2005
Calcu-ma-lator (Aug 24)
It's About Whanau (Aug 18)
To Infinity and Beyond (Aug 11)
July 2005
Go Fish. (Jul 26)
The Price is Right? (Jul 22)
Death & Taxes (Jul 12)
June 2005
Brumating my troubles away (Jun 21)
Sit & Spin (Jun 02)
May 2005
Stars Wars Episode III: A Review (of sorts) (May 18)
Pirates! (May 13)
April 2005
Fits and Starts (Apr 28)
Please Please Me (Apr 16)
Doric, Ionic, Corinthian (Apr 08)
Family Values (Apr 01)
March 2005
Sweet-bix (Mar 22)
Mamahamalipimata (Mar 06)
February 2005
RIP Dr Thompson (Feb 22)
It's only words... (Feb 15)
Sun in the sky... (Feb 07)
January 2005
E Tu, Taika (Jan 26)
No Play Today (Jan 10)
December 2004
Mo' Money (Dec 16)
Out with the Old (Dec 06)
Without further ado... (Dec 01)
November 2004
Sometimes there just ain't enough rocks (Nov 25)
2 Axes, 1 Night (Nov 18)
My Eyes Adored you (Nov 05)
October 2004
We've Only Just Begun (Oct 22)
I love the smell of retina in the morning (Oct 14)
Don't Leave Town 'til You've Seen the Country (Oct 12)
September 2004
It's been a week spent in this pear (Sep 30)
And the winner is... (Sep 27)
Re: Cycled (Sep 20)
Like Mike (Sep 08)
Give Dick a Chance (Sep 02)
August 2004
You know... for kids (Aug 27)
Googling You, Googling Me (Aug 22)
And we're living here in Allentown... (Aug 04)
July 2004
From One Extreme... (Jul 28)
Dude, Where's My Car? (Jul 18)
Show 'n' Tell (Jul 09)
I'd like to be, under the sea (Jul 02)
June 2004
Flights of Destiny (Jun 24)
She wore Blue... Velvet (Jun 10)
May 2004
Fly, piwakawaka, fly (May 31)
The day before the day before the day before yesterday, I went diving. (May 26)
Sand and sea (May 20)
Ben, the two of us need look no more (May 13)
You're a Sick Man, Charlie Brown (May 04)
April 2004
Generation in Poached Egg Shocker (Apr 30)
JAFAs Rule (Apr 27)
Rain falls from concrete coloured skies (Apr 07)
March 2004
2 Cabs, 1 Night (Mar 31)
Go Whiteboy, it's your birthday (Mar 25)
Panto (Mar 16)
All the leaves are brown (Mar 12)
February 2004
Swap Meet (Feb 19)
Dollar Mixture (Feb 13)
Happy as a Pig In Shit (Feb 03)
January 2004
Don and Dusted (Jan 28)
Out for a Duck (Jan 14)
December 2003
How the Grinch stole my Christmas (Dec 24)
The Act Party: Hookers & Drugs (Dec 19)
Arise, Sir Peter (Dec 11)
Winston, Ryall and Liv Tyler - NUDE* (Dec 05)
Gollum Dies (Dec 02)
November 2003
Pissing Off Mike King - Priceless (Nov 28)
Summer is ready when you are... (Nov 26)
Start Spreadin' the News (Nov 17)
Frodo's Battle for Endor (Nov 12)
This is my phaser, this is my gun (Nov 06)
Like a Myna from the Ashes (Nov 03)
October 2003
Talking Heads (Oct 24)
Asta La Vista, Leighton (Oct 10)
Get a life (Oct 03)
September 2003
Weekend at Brian's (Sep 26)
Just another wearisome Wednesday (Sep 24)
Give Us a Clue (Sep 17)
Caught in the Act (Sep 09)
Snow job (Sep 03)
August 2003
Mars is close, Uranus is pink (Aug 27)
Rapture (Aug 22)
He's been doing it all day ref! (Aug 18)
Access Denied (Aug 12)
Perfect Bound (Aug 04)
July 2003
Stand-off or Stand-up (Jul 29)
FArQ (Jul 23)
One Day Out Bussing (Jul 18)
Maurice Dancing (Jul 16)
The Brian Drain (Jul 07)
June 2003
Pros & Cons (Jun 26)
It's that Summer of the Evening (Jun 18)
God Save the Green (Jun 04)
May 2003
Hey, how ya doin'? (May 30)
Little Pieces of Paper (May 21)
Sitting Duck (May 13)
April 2003
Get your http://freak.on (Apr 30)
Welcome to NZ, Population 4,000,000 (Apr 24)
It's a Dog's Life (Apr 15)
Enemy at the Gates (Apr 08)
March 2003
A little help, please? (Mar 26)
A Blair in the Bush... (Mar 19)
Peeing from the shoulders of giants (Mar 02)
February 2003
Things that I learnt on my summer vacation in Australia (Feb 23)
Boss, the Plane! The Plane! (Feb 10)
Trains, Planes and Space Shuttles (Feb 04)
January 2003
Summer in the City (Jan 20)
Techno-Redundancy Part II (Jan 04)
December 2002
Lord of the When? (Dec 19)
That time of the year again... (Dec 11)
November 2002
For Peters' Sake (Nov 27)
Techno-Redundancy (Nov 20)