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Field Theory: How you wear it

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  • Joanna,

    I refuse to have my laziness and economic protest at the price of razors be objectified as a sex toy!

    It is possible that I'm doing an astroturfing campaign for a razor company in order to sell more blades. Next up: the cool kids shave off one eyebrow. Which one you choose is totally how you can define yourself...

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 727 posts Report Reply

  • LegBreak,

    Joanna easily making the most sense on this thread

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 1162 posts Report Reply

  • David Hamilton,

    An alternative/complement to Movember is the inaugural Choptober. (Disclaimer: one of my mates is the co-founder). 100% of donations go to the five NZ charities being represented and it avoid problems with moustache disliking girlfriends.

    At my work we've done movember for the last few years and choptober this year and I have to say on the style front we are looking more like victorian england than a miami vice appreciators convention like usual. Just need to source some top hats...

    Hamiltron • Since Nov 2006 • 111 posts Report Reply

  • Tom Beard,

    Just need to source some top hats...

    Mine was made by Hills Hats, purchased from the most unlikely of outlets: Comrades' army surplus store in James Smith market.

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 1039 posts Report Reply

  • Hadyn Green,

    Like this David? http://www.flickr.com/photos/jedsoane/4013000431/ (it's Tom's top hat btw)

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 2081 posts Report Reply

  • FletcherB,

    As a lady, I am firmly of the opinion that moustaches are only permitable if they exist only to increase the sensation delivered to my lady parts.

    In the past I would have gladly sought such permission, but I think my wife may object now?

    The year I participated, my co-workers took to calling me Ned Flanders. It was reasonably apt.

    West Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 799 posts Report Reply

  • Joanna,

    In the past I would have gladly sought such permission, but I think my wife may object now?

    How will you know unless you ask?

    "Honey, can I grow a moustache so I can perform cunnilingus on some girl who posts on a message board on the internet?"...

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 727 posts Report Reply

  • LegBreak,

    95% of men with moustaches look like Ned Flanders.

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 1162 posts Report Reply

  • FletcherB,

    How will you know unless you ask?

    I decided , for the purpose of a scientific experiment, to make such an enquiry.

    I have been informed:
    1) proceeding with such a plan could lead to divorce.
    2) Such is my skill, you needn't be too disappointed!

    West Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 799 posts Report Reply

  • Hadyn Green,

    95% of men with moustaches look like Ned Flanders.

    I dispute that figure on the grounds that Ned Flanders has a kick-ass moustache(a-rino) and very few guys get to that level

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 2081 posts Report Reply

  • Paul Rowe,

    I'm gonna go off-topic (in this case, to avoid the fact that if I were to grow a 'tache it would look like someone had tried to pluck the hairs out with tweazers and left off half way through), in order to promote the Mighty Bay's defeat of Canterbury this evening.

    Lake Roxburgh, Central Ot… • Since Nov 2006 • 564 posts Report Reply

  • LegBreak,

    the Mighty Bay's defeat of Canterbury this evening.

    One thing for sure. The record for the lowest attendance at an NPC semi is going to get smashed into little pieces tonight.

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 1162 posts Report Reply

  • Paul Rowe,

    Maybe they should have quorum rule?

    If the host is unable to get, say, 2,000 spectators, the visiting team wins by default.

    Lake Roxburgh, Central Ot… • Since Nov 2006 • 564 posts Report Reply

  • LegBreak,

    Kids getting in free tonight apparently. And not just the ones carrying the “I hate Auckland” signs either.

    Paul, is my friend that nice Mr. Newland playing tonight?

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 1162 posts Report Reply

  • Paul Rowe,

    I believe he is, but with no All Blacks to face his main talent isn't relevant tonight.

    http://tvnz.co.nz/rugby-news/air-nz-cup-semi-final-previews-3102860

    Lake Roxburgh, Central Ot… • Since Nov 2006 • 564 posts Report Reply

  • David Hamilton,

    Like this David? http://www.flickr.com/photos/jedsoane/4013000431/ (it's Tom's top hat btw)

    That, sirs, is a fancy hat indeed.

    Hamiltron • Since Nov 2006 • 111 posts Report Reply

  • Hadyn Green,

    I await the Hawkes Bay faithful

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 2081 posts Report Reply

  • Tom Semmens,

    Well, that was an anti-climax to end the season. Hawkes Bay didn't fire a shot.

    I think the team gets talked up far to much down in the bay - they are often guilty of turning up to games with the match already won in their heads.

    Oh well, the rugby season is over for another year. Summer is almost here, time for the distant drone of lawnmowers on somnolent, sunny Sunday afternoons and saturation cricket commentaries on the radio, as Brian Waddell describes nothing happening for a hour in Central Districts vs. Otago in stultifying heat and under a Cathedral blue sky in Alexandria...

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 1819 posts Report Reply

  • Paul Rowe,

    sigh

    I imagine, that is the value of experience, one team can't wait to show what it can do, and the other knows the value of patience .

    so it goes

    In fairness, the Bay this season lost to Southland, Wellington, Waikato & Canterbury, and three of those four finished higher.

    Still, at least Ipswich got their first win of the season, so it wasn't all doom & gloom.

    Lake Roxburgh, Central Ot… • Since Nov 2006 • 564 posts Report Reply

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