Mow the lawn (possible NSFW)

The EFF opines Is the Queen now a copyright criminal?

Talking about iPods and the Queen – who on earth thought this would be a good idea – she will not be amused – they should have got?

nintoaster

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ig9-wX0aaFU

Nintendo in a toaster.

gunpowder microwave

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZAcOwdulm4

Oh, so THAT'S what happens when you put gunpowder in a microwave.

grigori grimoire

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5E7LF6SVniQ

A hilarious gmod video of a magician somewhat messing up.

cat with bag on his head

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofrSio_jZO0?

Hey, here's something fun and new to watch! Charlie Brooker, of?

Hey, here's something fun and new to watch! Charlie Brooker, of Screenwipe and general awesomeness fame, has a new series, Newswipe. It's like Screenwipe but focuses on news media.

I have to say, it's got a way to go before it's as good as Screenwipe, but maybe it'll get there.

That cat made my day.

For some reason when it's walking in and out "of shot" in that corridor is one of the funnier things I've seen for some time. As Robyn said, totally nonchalant about it...

Brian Edwards approach is an interesting one that I'm surprised we don't see?

For some reason when it's walking in and out "of shot" in that corridor is one of the funnier things I've seen for some time.

Yes, for some reason, that's the funniest part of the whole thing.

Occasionally, I'll blame the public servant, if I think they're being deliberately obstructive, but generally Nicky and the others are correct – they're just trying to do their job.

One thing that was missed is that any inquiry, verbal or written or email, is an?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8fs3ylxqKo

"Ladies and gentlemen, we have a weiner!"

You had to do that voice over at least three times before you could stop giggling right?

Newsmash

Jake, your accent has really been affected by the Yanks.

He would have been in the Bob Clarkson league of MPs if Georgina Beyer hadn't kicked his arse.

BTW, any wagers on David Garrett being this term's Bob Clarkson?

You had to do that voice over at least three times before you could stop giggling right?

Nah. Pretty much nailed first take. I'm a pro.

Jake, your accent has really been affected by the Yanks.

Yes, that's Pittsburgh English for you.

BTW, any wagers on David Garrett being this term's Bob Clarkson?

As asked in another thread ... What is it about Bob Clarkson that makes you think he should be and David Garrett belong in the same category?

Bob found out early on that Parliament really wasn't the place for?

The cat with the bag on its head is gold. I like that after a while the cat seems to have decided that since the bag isn't coming off, he's just going to?

We used to have a cat named Chimo who would have fights with his own back paws, around the posts of the chair-back. He often lost, and would fall right off the chair after kicking himself in the face with his back paws.

Dyan, like this?

Oh, and the folks who upload stuff have kindly done me a separate edit of the Newsmash:

I think, in the interests of equality, Paul Henry should read out some comments about your moustache, and suggest that you wax more often.

After all, I'm sure he's not sexist.

BTW, any wagers on David Garrett being this term's Bob Clarkson?

I agree largely with Graeme. Clarkson was a colourful buffoon who always had his foot in his mouth. Who can forget his comments about ?Islam religion-type people? and how if they didn't like it in NZ they could "go?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BUiESEnKj0

you might find the Newsmash at the end of the show amusing.

I sure did.

(It's doing the rounds on Facebook already...)

He would start running upside down under your bed clinging to the mattress from the underside, running in crazy circles. When you'd reach under the bed to pull him out, he'd rip your hand to shreds. Ah, cat humour.

Ah, yes. We had a family cat like that.

He was?

Dyan, like this?

Ohmigod, Emma, yes, exactly like that, except Cheem (as he was known for short) was mainly white with tortoise shell splodges. As someone once observed "no matter how weird your cat is, not matter how bizarre their behaviour or habits, somewhere, some other cat in the world?

Just one question: did that black and white kitty ever lose the back paw fights?

Jeeves has a small scar on his little white nose, which he gave himself. When he gets on a losing streak he has to flee his back paws.

Ah, yes. We had a family cat like that.
He was actually quite smart.

They're all smart, Rob. I have many friends who used to insist they hate cats, only to have cats move in, uninvited. One fellow down in Dunedin is still in denial, after 7 years, a mountain?

Garrett, on the other hand, wouldn't look out of place in an Orwell novel.

Is it just me that sees a staggering resemblance to this man?

This Government is making democracy into a farce.

Is it just me that sees a staggering resemblance to this man?

He'll always be Del Boy to me

Garrett, on the other hand, wouldn't look out of place in an Orwell novel.

As long as it's a really big version of the novel. And you take both sides of the book and bash them together really hard mashing his face in between the pages.

Ahem, sorry. Old habits.

Slightly OT, but on the subject of Government accountability... how about the NZ Government lying to get a full law passed through all stages in less than an hour?
This Government is making democracy into a farce.

I was concerned by this too. Where is the information that says this?

Ahem, sorry. Old habits.

You've been a secondary school teacher, haven't you?

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An excerpt:

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Nah, Del's got a sense of humour. Garrett's idea of a fun time would be a guided tour of Gitmo.

You're right – no similarity. One of them makes a living peddling crap to unsuspecting punters. The other is a TV sitcom character.

Nah, Del's got a sense of humour. Garrett's idea of a fun time would be a guided tour of Gitmo.

You're right – no similarity. One of them makes a living peddling crap to unsuspecting punters. The other is a TV sitcom character.

That's knowledge bro'
The art of the?

"It's important to me to be in leadership roles, absolutely... I've been in them so long that I just wouldn't fit in further down the food chain. That's the reality. And?

but "to be honest I wouldn't recognise the person, so it's not of any great moment.

She is good :)