-- which would be a minimum bound, of course, since National keep saying they want to grow the pi.

Not only a wit in himself, but a cause of wit in others!

[There is no other site I know of that you can tell pi jokes – love it.]

"So, of course, he invited me to be president of the ACT party. Those were great days. Roger and I used to pass around a tube of Ados S4, and churn out policy as fast as we could type."

Oh, I'd always pictured ACT as snorters of homeopathic cocaine. Something?

which would be a minimum bound, of course, since National keep saying they want to grow the pi.

Would that be, err, blowing up the pi? Wealthier communities together.

National keep saying they want to grow the pi

If you want to grow the pi, then just blow on it.

Alternatively, if they were going to blow it up, it should be noted that?

Would that be, err, blowing up the pi? Wealthier communities together.

You need more than three dolars in your pocket for that.

You need more than three dolars in your pocket for that.

pi dollars even

ACT: keeping hardworking businessmen in solvent since 1994.

Hide has great solutions.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Zealand_Security_Intelligence_Service
Also in 1981, an SIS operative inadvertently left a briefcase containing sandwiches, Listener magazine and a diary on a journalist's fence in Wellington. The briefcase was commonly but mistakenly described as containing a Penthouse magazine and pie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HU83XckOeM

just to say that I am totally in awe of the ? jokes on this thread. Makes me so pleased that I chose ? rather than e.

pie = 8.53973422 (approximately) – so 2 x pie, while not only being a balanced lunch menu, wold also make a pretty snazzy?

For those of us whose communities are *literally* being wiped out by inhalant abuse, making light of the problem in this way is insulting. And inappropriate. And bad.

Enough is enough.

Won't somebody think of the children?

For those of us whose communities are *literally* being wiped out by inhalant abuse, making light of the problem in this way is insulting.

I believe that the correct term is Wipe Out?ed.

Rodney Hide stole my glue-bag.
Give me back my glue bag, Rodney Hide.
I want my glue-bag.
I miss my glue-bag.

Rodney Hide returned my glue-bag.

It was empty.

Also in 1981, an SIS operative inadvertently left a briefcase containing sandwiches, Listener magazine and a diary... The briefcase was commonly but mistakenly described as containing a Penthouse magazine and pie.

I only read the Listener for the pictures.

Would that be, err, blowing up the pi? Wealthier communities together.

You need more than three dolars in your pocket for that.

Approximately $3.14 I believe

I only read the Listener for the pictures.

Do they still have Jane Ussher?

"It's never easy to deal with closed-minded people," he admits sadly. "A case in point would be John Key. I have it on good authority that he's never sniffed anything stronger than PVA. Some people might ask whether a person like that has the clarity of thought to be prime?

Hide has a point.

I correct myself. Rodney is a man of well rounded policies – and pi will have to be rounded – and opposed to points.

And p comes in points, after all.

Robyn, your poem was an emotional journey. I was sobbing like an overly-sensitive left-winger as I reached the final gut-wrenching couplet: "Rodney Hide returned my glue-bag/It was empty."

In comparison, Philip Challinor's work --?

I find the ideas of the ACT party to be 1.57079632

Except that 1.57079632 ? Q

I hope you will consider attending some cultural safety courses, Philip, before your insensitivity causes somebody to take their own life

I think it shows a certain aesthetic insensitivity on your part to focus so obsessively on the use, in a single line, of necklessness as a moral metaphor. In?

...or is that Ka Pi
(that wacky Egyptian Soul Music
of a certain ratio...?)

I'd always thought of Rodney as a nasal retentive,
a kind of P-Layby Huge Huffner...
But can he keep the The Big A (& NZ) solvent?
(or put another way, will Jaffas become?

This thread is hands down the most concentrated wittiness I have ever beheld, and the neighbours now doubt my sanity more than ever. Thank you fine friends, a thousand thank yous.

I reckon Bollard might enjoy this too..

I've been aware for quite a while now that the man is a swirler as well

[IMG]http://i831.photobucket.com/albums/zz240/nznative/Rodney-Hide-Pic-NZPA-1.jpg[/IMG]

Being a member of the swirlers club as well as the sniffers club makes him a SS man.

When's his?

4? he writes. And all of us immediately think that he has mysteriously mistyped Pi.

It could be e. It's natural enough. But then, maybe he imagined i.

I heard of a new way of taking e has been tried out in Yorkshire. Its?

There are more irrational numbers than rational ones. Fact.

There are more irrational numbers than rational ones. Fact.

Dammit Ben, you'll just raise the ire of the Herald with more of your fancy schmancy facts. Surely irrationality is the kind of thing that only a popular survey can really confirm.

Surely irrationality is the kind of thing that only a popular survey can really confirm.

I had to read this (3 x pi x e x sqrt(2))/sqrt(2) x e x pi times, before my rational mind put it in the correct order. Initially it read like this:

"Surely irrationality is?

It just doesn't stack up.

The MP for Epsom was wearing a worried frown

"Worried frown" ....Is that a new type of hair piece??

Hide's forehead gleams with enthusiasm as he explains to me

......I thought it reflected rather than gleamed....

Roger and I used to pass around a tube of Ados S4,

......For those interested, I?

Not only irrational, but transcendental. That should bring stars to the eyes of not only Actors but even that bumptious grinning twerp ... erm ... what's his name again?

Mind you, I'm not sure ACT would be up to date on such comparatively recent work as von Lindemann's proof of the transcendental nature of ?.

P.S. You've still got my gravatar, I see.

...For those interested, I found F2 is the better shit.

indeed...

Growing up in Sth Otago NZ, it was practically tradition for the less fortunate of my generation to pass through the teenage rite of sniffing glue under the wooden railway bridge at night, by the water hole near the?