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Up Front: It's Not Sex, and It's Not Education

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  • Lilith __, in reply to BenWilson,

    I’m trying to think what’s like a condom about it.

    The shape I think. It's sort of...long with a rounded end. Someone once gave me one but, sadly, I no longer have it.

    Dunedin • Since Jul 2010 • 3470 posts Report Reply

  • recordari, in reply to Lilith __,

    I’m not on Twitter; with all you funny folk and your lolz, how would I ever get anything done?? It’s hard enough as it is.

    Isn't this getting something done? I bleedin' well hope so. It's in my billable hours.

    'Research & Development - Online filtering of pertinent material to current projects'.

    Maybe I need a new filter.

    AUCKLAND • Since Dec 2009 • 2607 posts Report Reply

  • Lilith __, in reply to recordari,

    Online filtering of pertinent material to current projects’.

    Certainly should be covered by "fundamental interconnectedness of all things" ;-)

    Dunedin • Since Jul 2010 • 3470 posts Report Reply

  • Jackie Clark, in reply to Lilith __,

    That would be fantastic, Lilith (which is, by the way, a lovely name, and it may be a keeper). And recordari is a lovely young man - my mum says so .

    Mt Eden, Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 3123 posts Report Reply

  • Lilith __, in reply to Jackie Clark,

    a lovely young man – my mum says so

    There’s something about this phrase that makes me wonder if he’s Winston Peters. ;-)
    But yes, yes, thank you.

    Dunedin • Since Jul 2010 • 3470 posts Report Reply

  • recordari, in reply to Lilith __,

    wonder if he’s Winston Peters.

    BGHJGKHlh3rvr!!!!

    That was me trying to get a retort out, but being lost for words. Plays well with mothers? I've used that before, but otherwise I got nothing.

    AUCKLAND • Since Dec 2009 • 2607 posts Report Reply

  • Jackie Clark, in reply to Lilith __,

    He’s very far from being Winston Peters. But the old girls do love him, it is true.

    Mt Eden, Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 3123 posts Report Reply

  • recordari,

    Help!

    AUCKLAND • Since Dec 2009 • 2607 posts Report Reply

  • Emma Hart, in reply to recordari,

    Help!

    You mean, the way everyone helped me with the Willy Wonka brain explosion?

    Christchurch • Since Nov 2006 • 4371 posts Report Reply

  • Lilith __, in reply to recordari,

    Joking, recordari, it’s OK!!

    <apologies for brain damage caused>

    Dunedin • Since Jul 2010 • 3470 posts Report Reply

  • recordari, in reply to Emma Hart,

    You mean, the way everyone helped me with the Willy Wonka brain explosion?

    Yes like that. We were a great help, weren't we? I feel we achieved all our goals in assisting you, in any case.

    AUCKLAND • Since Dec 2009 • 2607 posts Report Reply

  • Thomas Johnson,

    I just want to say that this thread is every not promised in the original post title.

    It IS sex and it IS (an) education!

    Wellington • Since Oct 2007 • 98 posts Report Reply

  • Max Rose, in reply to Thomas Johnson,

    If I hadn't seen your earlier posts, in the context of this thread I would have guessed that "Thomas Johnson" was a pseudonym.

    Wellington • Since Sep 2011 • 81 posts Report Reply

  • Ross Mason,

    At least nobody knows who I am.

    Upper Hutt • Since Jun 2007 • 1502 posts Report Reply

  • JacksonP,

    Hello. What a funny thread to pick for my first post. You're all nuts.

    Oh crap. Same Gravatar. Hang on a minute.

    Auckland • Since Mar 2011 • 2159 posts Report Reply

  • Russell Brown, in reply to Ross Mason,

    At least nobody knows who I am.

    You're a penguin.

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 19019 posts Report Reply

  • Megan Wegan, in reply to Emma Hart,

    You mean, the way everyone helped me with the Willy Wonka brain explosion?

    Hey, I'd like to point out, I nearly came on, and said "Quick, Emma's meeting David, open season on chocolate/candy/music/cake puns. Let's see if we can make her head explode when she gets back". And I didn't. I was a very good girl. I must deserve some kind of medal.

    Welly • Since Jul 2008 • 1273 posts Report Reply

  • Ian Dalziel,

    two brains are better than one...

    Hang on a minute.

    Just guessing, but maaa-a-ate...
    who is this Jocksnap person?
    and what happened to 'Arri Coder?
    :- )

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 5092 posts Report Reply

  • Lucy Stewart, in reply to Russell Brown,

    You're a penguin.

    I thought that on the internet, no-one knew that?

    Amherst, MA • Since Nov 2006 • 2093 posts Report Reply

  • Sacha, in reply to Megan Wegan,

    a commemorative apron, perhaps

    Ak • Since May 2008 • 16838 posts Report Reply

  • BenWilson, in reply to Lilith __,

    The shape I think. It's sort of...long with a rounded end. Someone once gave me one but, sadly, I no longer have it.

    Yes, well you shouldn't really use other people's condoms.

    Here's an infuser that looks like a dong. Silicone, with all those holes "for her pleasure".

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 8659 posts Report Reply

  • Ross Mason,

    "You're a penguin"

    "Oh no I'm not!"

    Upper Hutt • Since Jun 2007 • 1502 posts Report Reply

  • Sacha, in reply to Ross Mason,

    your feet do appear rather joyful

    Ak • Since May 2008 • 16838 posts Report Reply

  • BenWilson, in reply to Ross Mason,

    "Oh no I'm not!"

    You're just saying that because you got dropped when you were an egg.

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 8659 posts Report Reply

  • Megan Wegan, in reply to Lilith __,

    The shape I think. It's sort of...long with a rounded end. Someone once gave me one

    Someone once gave you one? Surely you could get one again?

    Welly • Since Jul 2008 • 1273 posts Report Reply

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