Up Front by Emma Hart

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Up Front: It's Not Sex, and It's Not Education

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  • Ian Dalziel, in reply to Ross Mason,

    "Oh no I'm not!"

    Oh, I see, it's best not to mention the Emperor's new chick!

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 4614 posts Report Reply

  • Rich Lock,

    In cyberspace, no-one can see you dance.

    back in the mother countr… • Since Feb 2007 • 2341 posts Report Reply

  • Rich Lock, in reply to Megan Wegan,

    Someone once gave you one?

    F'nar.

    back in the mother countr… • Since Feb 2007 • 2341 posts Report Reply

  • Martin Lindberg, in reply to Lucy Stewart,

    I thought that on the internet, no-one knew that?

    I am not really a dog called Martin Lindberg. Honest!

    Stockholm • Since Jul 2009 • 790 posts Report Reply

  • Sofie Bribiesca, in reply to JacksonP,

    Hello. What a funny thread to pick for my first post. You're all nuts.Oh crap. Same Gravatar. Hang on a minute.

    Welcome to Emma's room in Russell's House which is a place worth wandering about. He's got some interesting peeps with interesting views and always time for a bit of rugby so pull up a chair cos one tends to find standing gets one tired. Hope you got time cos you need it around here. :)

    here and there. • Since Nov 2007 • 5962 posts Report Reply

  • Sacha, in reply to JacksonP,

    a flaw in your otherwise cunning plan

    Ak • Since May 2008 • 16414 posts Report Reply

  • JacksonP, in reply to Sofie Bribiesca,

    Hope you got time cos you need it around here. :)

    Quick, someone do a Friday music thread, I'm getting antsy. Oh right, I'm pretending to be new. What happens now?

    PS. You forgot about the coffee.

    Auckland • Since Mar 2011 • 2117 posts Report Reply

  • Sofie Bribiesca, in reply to Martin Lindberg,

    I am not really a dog called Martin Lindberg. Honest!

    Dam, have been trying to convince friends that dogs know and understand English using you as an example.
    Also as an aside to aside, my brain scan ( I added the colours) is actually me but we are all stardust anyhow so away with the fairies go I
    Later. x

    here and there. • Since Nov 2007 • 5962 posts Report Reply

  • Sofie Bribiesca, in reply to JacksonP,

    No I am drinking one now and I love the new gravatar. :)

    here and there. • Since Nov 2007 • 5962 posts Report Reply

  • Ian Dalziel, in reply to JacksonP,

    feeling orni...

    Oh right, I’m pretending to be new.

    Nice gravatar, is that a Moulting teaser Falcon
    or some sort of Puffin MacGuffin?

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 4614 posts Report Reply

  • Megan Wegan, in reply to Rich Lock,

    F’nar.

    It seemed to fit the general tone.

    Welly • Since Jul 2008 • 1273 posts Report Reply

  • Megan Wegan, in reply to JacksonP,

    PS. You forgot about the coffee.

    And the dishwashing stoushes.

    Welly • Since Jul 2008 • 1273 posts Report Reply

  • Sacha, in reply to JacksonP,

    innocently mention copyright, go on :)

    Ak • Since May 2008 • 16414 posts Report Reply

  • BenWilson, in reply to Martin Lindberg,

    I am not really a dog called Martin Lindberg. Honest!

    I always see a thought bubble around everything you say, and imagine you lying wistfully under a Bitches Box. Way to rupture the dramatic illusion.

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 8305 posts Report Reply

  • Lilith __, in reply to Megan Wegan,

    Surely you could get one again?

    Well I think they have yet to, uh, penetrate the NZ market. Also, I don't drink tea unless it's impolite not to. And all the tea fanatics I know are fanatical about using a teapot and wouldn't dream of doing it this way even if they could.

    PS this is not a metaphor!

    Dunedin • Since Jul 2010 • 3413 posts Report Reply

  • Emma Hart, in reply to Sofie Bribiesca,

    Welcome to Emma's room in Russell's House which is a place worth wandering about.

    Later we will take you out onto the Deck Outside Emma's Room in Russell's House for the 2am smoke conversation. That's where it's all happening.

    Christchurch • Since Nov 2006 • 4331 posts Report Reply

  • BenWilson, in reply to Lilith __,

    And all the tea fanatics I know are fanatical about using a teapot and wouldn’t dream of doing it this way even if they could.

    I get where they're coming from. Putting a condom on your tea might actually make it not worth drinking. But they should at least try! The elitist gits, don't they know the working classes use tea bags.

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 8305 posts Report Reply

  • Ian Dalziel, in reply to BenWilson,

    Pour Cow, and this time put a head on it...

    Putting a condom on your tea might actually make it not worth drinking.

    Lactose and Latex intolerance, like the cream, is rising...

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 4614 posts Report Reply

  • Lilith __, in reply to Ian Dalziel,

    two brains are better than one…

    Thanks for the man with two brains. Even though that clip was directed at the mysterious stranger in our midst. I love that movie.

    ETA: and here is a less happy example.

    Dunedin • Since Jul 2010 • 3413 posts Report Reply

  • JacksonP, in reply to Ian Dalziel,

    Nice gravatar, is that a Moulting teaser Falcon
    or some sort of Puffin MacGuffin?

    Thanks. Tui outside our house. It's a homage to a certain New Zealand photographer which I call 'Real Bird, Fake Photo'.

    innocently mention copyright, go on :)

    Was that innocent enough?

    Auckland • Since Mar 2011 • 2117 posts Report Reply

  • Jackie Clark, in reply to Emma Hart,

    Oh, how I miss conversations at 2am.

    Mt Eden, Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 3122 posts Report Reply

  • JacksonP, in reply to Emma Hart,

    Later we will take you out onto the Deck Outside Emma's Room in Russell's House for the 2am smoke conversation. That's where it's all happening.

    Can we go in the Tardis? Because I get this vague feeling I've been there before.

    Auckland • Since Mar 2011 • 2117 posts Report Reply

  • Megan Wegan, in reply to Emma Hart,

    Later we will take you out onto the Deck Outside Emma’s Room in Russell’s House for the 2am smoke conversation. That’s where it’s all happening.

    That's always my favourite part of any PAS gathering.

    Welly • Since Jul 2008 • 1273 posts Report Reply

  • Lilith __, in reply to JacksonP,

    Real Bird, Fake Photo

    A perfect choice for a decoy ;-)

    Dunedin • Since Jul 2010 • 3413 posts Report Reply

  • Ross Mason,

    What IS Sofie's gravatar...........?

    Upper Hutt • Since Jun 2007 • 1491 posts Report Reply

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