Up Front by Emma Hart

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Up Front: It's Not Sex, and It's Not Education

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  • Sacha, in reply to Emma Hart,

    the 2am smoke conversation

    lightbulb or school bus?

    Ak • Since May 2008 • 16598 posts Report Reply

  • George Darroch,

    I'm on a boat.

    The People's Republic of … • Since Nov 2006 • 2132 posts Report Reply

  • Emma Hart, in reply to Ross Mason,

    What IS Sofie's gravatar...........?

    Sofie's brain.

    I'm on a boat.

    First place I met quite a number of PAers, on a boat...

    Christchurch • Since Nov 2006 • 4349 posts Report Reply

  • Jackie Clark, in reply to Ross Mason,

    What Emma said. Sofie's very colourful brain.

    Mt Eden, Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 3123 posts Report Reply

  • Sacha, in reply to George Darroch,

    you are a boat

    Ak • Since May 2008 • 16598 posts Report Reply

  • Ross Mason,

    Heh. I've got one too!! Compliments of Zagreb Hospital, Croatia for the princely sum of $115 NZ. Darth Vader eat your heatt out!!!

    Upper Hutt • Since Jun 2007 • 1493 posts Report Reply

  • Ross Mason,

    Upper Hutt • Since Jun 2007 • 1493 posts Report Reply

  • JacksonP,

    Bad meaning good. Seems kind of apposite.

    Auckland • Since Mar 2011 • 2131 posts Report Reply

  • Jackie Clark, in reply to JacksonP,

    Oh look! You changed your nom de plume! (See what I did?)

    Mt Eden, Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 3123 posts Report Reply

  • Lilith __, in reply to Jackie Clark,

    You changed your nom de plume!

    Watch the birdie! ;-)

    Dunedin • Since Jul 2010 • 3438 posts Report Reply

  • JacksonP, in reply to Jackie Clark,

    You changed your nom de plume!

    "Schlumph" & "Je N'Ai Pas la Plume de Ma Tante"

    Auckland • Since Mar 2011 • 2131 posts Report Reply

  • Carol Stewart, in reply to JacksonP,

    Wonderful, JacksonP.
    Take us to your lieder..

    Christchurch • Since Jul 2008 • 659 posts Report Reply

  • Sofie Bribiesca, in reply to Ross Mason,

    Heh. I've got one too!! Compliments of Zagreb Hospital, Croatia for the princely sum of $115 NZ. Darth Vader eat your heatt out!!!

    Shit I could have managed any colour you like for fitty. It would have been mine of course but.
    Frankly what was wrong with the pengui?
    You guys are spoiling yet another animal that I believed could understand English.;)

    here and there. • Since Nov 2007 • 6068 posts Report Reply

  • Islander, in reply to Sofie Bribiesca,

    rankly what was wrong with the pengui?
    You guys are spoiling yet another animal that I believed could understand English.;)

    No worries Sofie! They do. They're just very very careful about who they talk to...

    Big O, Mahitahi, Te Wahi … • Since Feb 2007 • 5643 posts Report Reply

  • Sacha, in reply to JacksonP,

    Ak • Since May 2008 • 16598 posts Report Reply

  • Sofie Bribiesca, in reply to Islander,

    And I do believe that tui is now listening :)

    here and there. • Since Nov 2007 • 6068 posts Report Reply

  • JacksonP, in reply to Sofie Bribiesca,

    rankly what was wrong with the pengui?

    The smell?

    And I do believe that tui is now listening :)

    Always. ;-)

    Auckland • Since Mar 2011 • 2131 posts Report Reply

  • JacksonP, in reply to Sacha,

    I against I

    The Is have it.

    Auckland • Since Mar 2011 • 2131 posts Report Reply

  • Sofie Bribiesca, in reply to JacksonP,

    I an' I. Irie

    here and there. • Since Nov 2007 • 6068 posts Report Reply

  • Fooman, in reply to George Darroch,

    Much more appropriate to the thread (and slightly NSFW):

    FM

    Lower Hutt • Since Dec 2009 • 87 posts Report Reply

  • Ross Mason,

    Heh. I swapped just for you ! :-) Nothing wrong with Pengui (sic). Is that a single Penguin, Pengwhy? I have to say I was/am shocked at the maskish view of my head with bulging eyeballs and tongue-sticking-out-nose.

    The Emperor does have half a brain afterall. Must tell Scarecrow where to source them from.

    An honourable bird who stands up for themselves. Yes they stink. Especially when you are in the middle of 10,000 Adelies stealing stones for each other's nests!!!

    Speaking of understanding birds. Rosetta stone not. But poohiing rossettes. yes! Thank you Ig Nobels.

    Upper Hutt • Since Jun 2007 • 1493 posts Report Reply

  • Islander, in reply to Ross Mason,

    O, really cool, Ross! Good article!

    Penguins stink - yep. So does whale-breath.
    Nothing stinks more, to my sensory system, than decayed human shit.
    Or decayed self-interested politicians & their policies making yet another grab for power-

    Big O, Mahitahi, Te Wahi … • Since Feb 2007 • 5643 posts Report Reply

  • Sofie Bribiesca, in reply to Ross Mason,

    I 'spose imitation is a form of flattery so thank you for caring/sharing your head room.
    Mine is actually images of the bolts and the bridge across my brain with dye through to illuminate function after it had been a bit blank for a wee while. It was good to see there was some development and my man made a light box (just like the xrays in the movies) in which 4 images fit and which is now our hall light. It is a gentle reminder also of a transition from dying to coming back which without the other half would have not been so. Quite amazing from the outside looking in. really weird from the inside looking out. :)

    here and there. • Since Nov 2007 • 6068 posts Report Reply

  • Sofie Bribiesca, in reply to Islander,

    And Sea Lions. That's pooh!

    here and there. • Since Nov 2007 • 6068 posts Report Reply

  • Jackie Clark, in reply to Sofie Bribiesca,

    It is a stunning lightbox. Speaking of which, isn't it time for a BBQ at yours? And is that man of yours making any progress on my toilette?

    Mt Eden, Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 3123 posts Report Reply

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