Up Front by Emma Hart

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Up Front: Newsflash: Women Have Eyes

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  • Emma Hart,

    Hope your cold is receding, Emma.

    Getting there slowly. Though I did have a very strange dream last night in which I appeared to be Christine Keeler.

    Christchurch • Since Nov 2006 • 4651 posts Report Reply

  • Sacha,

    Scandalous!

    Ak • Since May 2008 • 19745 posts Report Reply

  • JackElder,

    A coworker once described me as looking "like Christine Keeler crossed with an orang-outan."

    Shouldn't we be _counterpointing_ the surrealism of the underlying metaphor?

    And hands up who here celebrated Towel Day?

    Wellington • Since Mar 2008 • 709 posts Report Reply

  • Sacha,

    Suraya on Nine to Noon this morning (streaming 9mins, MP3 3MB).

    Ak • Since May 2008 • 19745 posts Report Reply

  • Emma Hart,

    Suraya on Nine to Noon this morning (streaming 9mins, MP3 3MB).

    Oh thanks Sacha. Megan pointed me at that this morning, I meant to put it up.

    Christchurch • Since Nov 2006 • 4651 posts Report Reply

  • Jackie Clark,

    Also she was on Close Up tonight. Nice piece.

    Mt Eden, Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 3136 posts Report Reply

  • Sacha,

    Close Up - streaming, 5 mins.

    Ak • Since May 2008 • 19745 posts Report Reply

  • Bart Janssen,

    Though I did have a very strange dream last night in which I appeared to be Christine Keeler.

    Nice ... chair?

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 4461 posts Report Reply

  • mark taslov,

    Enjoyed this article the other day, thought it might have been your lot versus the kiwiblog posse Emma.

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/2492257/All-hell-broke-loose-at-Chch-pub

    Te Ika-a-Māui • Since Mar 2008 • 2281 posts Report Reply

  • Emma Hart,

    The fight started in the Bush Inn Tavern in upper Riccarton before spilling out onto the street.

    LOL. Given that's the nearest pub to varsity, I can just imagine how try-hard that haka was.

    Not having been there, or noticed it given I live several blocks away, I"m blaming ENSOC.

    Christchurch • Since Nov 2006 • 4651 posts Report Reply

  • mark taslov,

    "ENSOC"

    Yeah that sounds about right, if you do hear on the grapevine who the factions prepared to raise that kind of hell were, I'd be keen to know.

    Te Ika-a-Māui • Since Mar 2008 • 2281 posts Report Reply

  • Sayana,

    hey. I've thrown up in that pub...

    Since Sep 2008 • 50 posts Report Reply

  • Sacha,

    Was it over the poor quality of the voluntary entertainment?

    Ak • Since May 2008 • 19745 posts Report Reply

  • mark taslov,

    Te Ika-a-Māui • Since Mar 2008 • 2281 posts Report Reply

  • mark taslov,

    sorry, I'll stop highjacking the thread. Obviously I'm strongly in favour of 'Filament'.

    Te Ika-a-Māui • Since Mar 2008 • 2281 posts Report Reply

  • Sacha,

    The "brawlers" do not sound like the kind of men you'd find in Filament.

    Ak • Since May 2008 • 19745 posts Report Reply

  • Emma Hart,

    Heh, freaking army boys. We used to get a lot of that back home (I hate to use the 'Timaru' word, it makes Russell go all frothy) but not so much up here.

    Christchurch • Since Nov 2006 • 4651 posts Report Reply

  • Sacha,

    My cousin married one. For a while.

    Ak • Since May 2008 • 19745 posts Report Reply

  • Sacha,

    Three hours? Thought I was painstaking at times.

    Ak • Since May 2008 • 19745 posts Report Reply

  • Sacha,

    News just in - women can't write about sex says new (female) editor of UK Erotic Review.

    Ak • Since May 2008 • 19745 posts Report Reply

  • stephen walker,

    who needs parody when you've got Great Britain?

    nagano • Since Nov 2006 • 646 posts Report Reply

  • Emma Hart,

    she said she would have almost exclusively male writers as they knew a lot more about sex.

    Ow, my brain...

    Christchurch • Since Nov 2006 • 4651 posts Report Reply

  • stephen walker,

    Emma, just lie back and think of Engl...on second thoughts, maybe you could just look at the pictures in Wisdens while sitting upright?

    nagano • Since Nov 2006 • 646 posts Report Reply

  • Sacha,

    As long as there are turgid members amidst the stiff gins.

    Ak • Since May 2008 • 19745 posts Report Reply

  • Emma Hart,

    Emma, just lie back and think of Engl...on second thoughts, maybe you could just look at the pictures in Wisdens while sitting upright?

    Oh stephen, you know me so well. Mmm, Kevin Pietersen...

    Christchurch • Since Nov 2006 • 4651 posts Report Reply

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