Is it more likely that a celebrity will be caught someplace in public with his dick out? Or just more likely he'll be reported?
Because getting consensual blowjobs in alleyways is the norm.
Not yet, but I'm willing to put my body on the line to make it so.
Otherwise where's the incentive to be a well known entertainer?
Heh. So-called celebrity. Somehow that seems apt. Well, now that we've run out of stars for dancing with anyway.
n New Zealand, it is illegal to inflict violence on animals. So are children a lower form of life, sort of 'homo whack'ems'?
Why is it so many people have so great a misunderstanding about the legal protections we offer animals in this country?
Wishful thinking I imagine. Anyone else see that Hugh Fearnley Whatsisface having a pig "whacked" last week? Not nearly as gruesome as I was expecting.
Witi sold him the film rights! In like Flynn is Our Russ.
Tropic Thunder comes to mind somehow.
Wait, isn't the rule that NZ PMs aren't allowed to wear trousers while meeting the Queen?
That only applies if the PM is a freemason.
I do hope this somehow involves Russell Crowe!
To be honest, if I said what I really thought about either of those men I would be inviting legal action.
You got the memo then. Good.
"According to the New Zealand Reserve Bank Annual 2010, what is Alan Bollard's preferred beverage?"
I know the answer to this, I used to work at a merchant bank - it's the blood of newborn babies, right?
Let's say you've replaced the word "hello" with the word "sheep". This will likely result in a grammatically incorrect novel.
Stoppard made that work somehow
I highly recommend the 15 minute Hamlet if you get the chance.