Posts by andrew llewellyn
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Because getting consensual blowjobs in alleyways is the norm.
Not yet, but I'm willing to put my body on the line to make it so.Otherwise where's the incentive to be a well known entertainer?
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Heh. So-called celebrity. Somehow that seems apt. Well, now that we've run out of stars for dancing with anyway.
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n New Zealand, it is illegal to inflict violence on animals. So are children a lower form of life, sort of 'homo whack'ems'?
Why is it so many people have so great a misunderstanding about the legal protections we offer animals in this country?Wishful thinking I imagine. Anyone else see that Hugh Fearnley Whatsisface having a pig "whacked" last week? Not nearly as gruesome as I was expecting.
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Witi sold him the film rights! In like Flynn is Our Russ.
Tropic Thunder comes to mind somehow.
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Wait, isn't the rule that NZ PMs aren't allowed to wear trousers while meeting the Queen?
That only applies if the PM is a freemason.
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I do hope this somehow involves Russell Crowe!
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To be honest, if I said what I really thought about either of those men I would be inviting legal action.
You got the memo then. Good.
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"According to the New Zealand Reserve Bank Annual 2010, what is Alan Bollard's preferred beverage?"
I know the answer to this, I used to work at a merchant bank - it's the blood of newborn babies, right?
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Let's say you've replaced the word "hello" with the word "sheep". This will likely result in a grammatically incorrect novel.
Stoppard made that work somehow
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogg's_Hamlet,_Cahoot's_Macbeth
I highly recommend the 15 minute Hamlet if you get the chance.
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Awesome comments! And the Whale was indeed let loose.