Posts by Dave Patrick

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  • Up Front: Hellfire's a Promise Away,

    “Robin Hood, Robin Hood,
    Riding thorough the glen,

    I see your Robin Hood and raise you a Dennis Moore
    "Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore,
    Riding through the sward
    Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore,
    With his horse Concord
    he steals from the poor and gives to the rich
    Silly bitch, silly bitch"

    Rangiora, Te Wai Pounamu • Since Nov 2006 • 249 posts Report Reply

  • Hard News: The smart thing to do,

    "ACT - a whole extra layer of stupidity". 2011's election slogan perhaps?

    Rangiora, Te Wai Pounamu • Since Nov 2006 • 249 posts Report Reply

  • Field Theory: One Girl, Tin Cup,

    New Zealand 1-0 up over England after 30 minutes - if this continues, they're through to the quarter finals

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  • Hard News: And meanwhile ...,

    John Key's comment that the elevation of Goff is hardly a sign of renewal

    Unless Key appoints some of his bright new things to cabinet then his own team will smell about as fresh the proverbial week old snapper.

    Indeed - anyone who's thinking of putting Tony Ryall, the Smiths Lockwood and Nick, Murray McCully and Maurice Williamson on his front bench can't be too snippy about "renewal"

    Rangiora, Te Wai Pounamu • Since Nov 2006 • 249 posts Report Reply

  • Island Life: Let's be Frank,

    You beat me to it, Simon - Bill and Ben seemed particularly popular in the City booths, in Grey Lynn and on Waiheke Island. They got no votes on Great Barrier

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  • Island Life: Let's be Frank,

    Also the Bill and Ben party could have been the 10,000 votes in central Auckland that Judith was missing. How do we find out where those votes came from?

    The Electoral Commission website has a breakdown by booth for every electorate in the country - makes for an easy way to waste a LOT of time, looking at votes and patterns booth by booth.

    Rangiora, Te Wai Pounamu • Since Nov 2006 • 249 posts Report Reply

  • Cracker: A Halloween story too cute not…,

    We've tried various "go away" measures in the past, ranging from having the sprinkler going beside the front path (kept most away, but one group of kids just walked through it) to a sign on the door and a sign on the letter box (ignored by most).

    Parents who don't let their kids walk to school and would be horrified if you suggested their kids should walk to the other side of town to play in a strange park seem quite happy with sending their same small children out to bang on strange doors and ask for lollies. Must confuse the heck out of the kids, what with the "stranger danger" and "don't take sweets from strangers" message they get the rest of the year....

    Rangiora, Te Wai Pounamu • Since Nov 2006 • 249 posts Report Reply

  • Cracker: A Halloween story too cute not…,

    This year was the quietest for quite a few years in the Halloween-door-knocking department. We had one group of 4 14-15 year girls who between them had managed to muster up a beret, a set of fairy wings and (I think) some bunny ears. I told them to go away [/humbug]

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  • Field Theory: Send in the clowns,

    The appeal of Seinfeld has managed to completely bypass me too. It's just not that great, folks.

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  • Field Theory: Send in the clowns,

    feel free to bitch anything on TV (or anywhere else) that just isn't funny

    sketch show 'A Thousand Apologies'

    This

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