Posts by Ian Dalziel
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Prepare to meta your maker...
a lighthouse is a high point...
and the long overdue local (VUP)
reprint of Dylan Horrocks' Hicksville
(graphic metafiction at its finest)
is a towering beacon of local culture
and its diverse antecedents. -
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I was intrigued by Cameron's comment on the news tonight (the Joint News Conference)
- along the lines of -
"This is a new era in British government which will look out for the interests of the country, not the party." </loose recreation of quote I can't find..>
but... but... oh! -
Pass the crisps: UK Election watch,
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I recommend the Young Turk Key cutlets...
Although I personally wouldn't order this dish again, my dining companions seemed eager to go for seconds, although this might have had more to do with the lack of a credible alternative on the menu.
What, you didn't go for the Just Des(s)erts?
Key was well out of line with that "joke"
I wonder if he was just trying to take the heat
off his appalling "diplomacy by media"
over the Tuhoe negotiations....
Respect is a two way street and
he just threw his into heavy traffic!Back to the fu(rni)ture then
and the corner less satin... -
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Apple pie bed...
Still. Beds, lying in, and all that.
but can they lie straight?
and how flammable are these bunks?Nancy buoys the spirit....
in the pursuit of love
the very Fabrice of society
can be rent asunder....and it did all end in tears,
dulling! -
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Cue voiceover: "In New Zealand, we don't like to make a fuss - we leave that to Russell Brown ..."
Ever vigilant, Russell stands tall,
defending us from "turd world" status... -
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Game-off stigma or gamine enigma....
Oh, I didn't send it back.
I'm a New Zealander. We don't like to make a fuss.Our nation needs more pleasant
& plucky, pheasant chuckers!
Many happy returns... -
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You're one sophist-I-cato'd fella.
Soffit-stuck Katydid, surely
ie: an under-arch stridulator
now that is cricket!
Daylight rubbery and all...Now the question is, are you CatoElder or CatoMinor?
neither Censor nor suicidal-Stoic am I
and Dionysius may keep you in distichs
for a couplet minutes or two, but cantos aside, there's Pliny more where they came from...So yes, the playing's the heart of the thing,
to cater to that I cleave to CatoSuzy! -
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And what's with the fag end for an avatar?
I was gonna say it might mean
The butt stops here!
but now I see it is merely a
fickle collie form -
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the gravity of heavenly bodies
or tuggers on the pull...
Who needs philosophy (or history)
when we have fellas fulla sophistry
I know 'cos I am that fallacy... -
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Sorry folks, that Atom 1746 Comic art Exhibition
I referred to above finished on APRIL 19th!
Bugger! Story of my life - as you were...