Posts by Morgan Nichol

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  • Hard News: Shihad are like the All…,

    "You could say," she said, "that they pay for things with their butts."

    Accursed globalisation, they're paying with their bums!

    If we adopt American butts we all lose. After all, butting is something that only goats and drunken louts do, while I'm sure we can all get behind a good bumming, can't we?

    Butts my arse!

    Auckland CBD • Since Nov 2006 • 314 posts Report

  • Speaker: Family First, Blowjob Later,

    Jesus, what is it with you people? You think tht awful shit Torchwood is good (which just blows my mind) and think Californication is bad (which makes the smouldering pieces of my already blown mind explode a second time).

    The only major fault I found was that it was over in just 12 episodes. (Better than those ridiculous 6 episode British seasons though, would that I could have a new QI every night!)

    Auckland CBD • Since Nov 2006 • 314 posts Report

  • Hard News: Ten Times Warmer,

    If it's going to be limited and surgical, surely the plan will amount to something like:
    Let Israel off the leash.

    After all, they have history of blowing up nuclear reactors, and if earlier reports are anything to go by, have already drafted their own plans for knocking Iran's nuclear aspirations back a good few steps.

    Auckland CBD • Since Nov 2006 • 314 posts Report

  • Hard News: New Rules,

    This is enabling our representatives to continue behaving badly - and quite frankly I'm disgusted by it. I'm very proud of our democratic history, and this appears to me to be against fundamental principles of democracy. (Voting without free access to information about what and who you're voting on is like being forced to sign a contract without being allowed to read it.)

    Do the politicians really want to get the media offside? So what happens come election time? I really hope they're all held over the fire.

    Wouldn't it have been easier to make rules against sleeping or behaving like a child in the house and just enforce them? How would that be more contentious than this? It is, after all, so very much more difficult to satirise or ridicule people who behave with sober dignity.

    Auckland CBD • Since Nov 2006 • 314 posts Report

  • Hard News: Brown bigots etc.,

    or maybe the females are all working during the day

    Perhaps if you promise your husband more interesting recipes he'll let you have a computer in the kitchen?

    Auckland CBD • Since Nov 2006 • 314 posts Report

  • Hard News: Random,

    Didn't try the faecoffee, but the most reliably awful coffee I've ever had was Indonesian. Every single cup. Just terrible.

    It was made even more unpalatable by the locals constantly telling me how world famous their coffee was. You mean __in__famous my friend.

    Auckland CBD • Since Nov 2006 • 314 posts Report

  • Hard News: What's on David Bain's iPod?,

    On Ian's? I'm going to go for Gnarls Barkley. You know what I'm saying.

    Auckland CBD • Since Nov 2006 • 314 posts Report

  • Hard News: What's on David Bain's iPod?,

    My first question? "David, how does it feel to have gotten away with it?"

    (Not that 13 years in jail is entirely getting away with it... But it's the thought that counts, right?)

    Auckland CBD • Since Nov 2006 • 314 posts Report

  • Hard News: The People's Choice,

    Jackie, come now, your text is just the same size and colour as everyone else.

    Auckland CBD • Since Nov 2006 • 314 posts Report

  • Hard News: The People's Choice,

    Pfft. Best Blog? I mean, congratulations and all, you know I dig your site Russell, but Public Address still isn't a blog. Hard News is a blog.

    (And my hunch is that Hard News is what 90% of the folk that voted for "Public Address" were actually voting for.)

    Auckland CBD • Since Nov 2006 • 314 posts Report

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