Posts by Ian Dalziel

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  • Hard News: Dirty Politics, in reply to nzlemming,

    It's a hard rein...

    Gentlemen, start your lawyers

    I can see them now...

    their flanks heaving,
    tight briefs concealed
    'neath ebon gowns
    tie-wigs taut and trim

    steamy interjections
    fog and hang
    in electric air

    jockeying up to the bar
    bridled mouthpieces ready

    ...and they're off!*



    *rhymes with trough

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  • Capture: The Colour Of Spring,

    out of seasonal disorder?
    Where to put these?
    Some wonderful snaps from that 'wickered butane beltane' in the other hemisphere...

    ...speaking of the equatorial divide, I thought Dr Haywood was diplomatic, kind even, on Kim Hill's saturday salon today, when she had her epiphany about the sun and the water cycle... that's why National Radio is a National Treasure, we never stop learning, even the smart ones, isn't it great!

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  • Hard News: 2014: The Meth Election, in reply to Andre,

    Is there such a thing as a ‘little hench-woman’

    that rings some bells... that's right...
    there was that Hench back of Notre, dame!

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  • Hard News: Privacy and the Public Interest, in reply to UglyTruth,

    ...sttt lw s nt th lw f th lnd

    a land of consonant sorrow?

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  • Hard News: Dirty Politics,

    Attachment

    Max Headroom on the ides of September...

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  • Hard News: Dirty Politics,

    Attachment

    They heard it through the grapevines…

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  • Hard News: Dirty Politics,

    it's a happening thing!
    The Colliers International 28 page supplement, loftily heralded by fallen archangel and part-time spruiker, John Key during the first Leaders Debate, has arrived in The Press today.

    I'd say Warwick Isaacs or Peter Townsend gave Key a heads up on this, by the look of it, and what a hodgepodge of a yawn it is - though Townsend has presciently taken Russell's Meth Election meme to heart, headlining that the 'Central City (is) Crystallising'.

    Their revelatory map of projects in Chchch only has the stadium on the Lichfield/Madras/Cashel block, when its footprint runs from Hereford to Tuam, there's a 'Catherdral Square' and a 'Milennium Hotel' - and can someone tell their designers that reversing sub-10pt type out of screened lime green backgrounds (or red or light blue) does nothing to help legibility or comprehension, especially on web offset printing on newsprint...

    it's as if they just wanted a flashy piece of ephemera that no one will really read.
    Oh!
    Maybe it is advertising for National then...

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  • Hard News: Privacy and the Public Interest, in reply to UglyTruth,

    Parke's recreation...

    the golden rule of statutory interpretation
    (Baron Parke’s rule)

    aaah!
    The original Well Read Baron!
    Lord Wensleydale himself...
    Say Cheese!

    Perhaps of passing interest:
    Baron Parke Rises From the Dead

    Other dramatis personae:
    The Black Stone
    or is it Blackstone
    more likely Bill Blackstone
    his ratio lives on:

    the principle that it "is better that ten guilty persons escape than that one innocent suffer".

    all interesting stuff...

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  • Up Front: Oh, God, in reply to tussock,

    the big bang on…

    Evidence.
    There’s nothing but evidence

    Thus far.
    But yes, that,
    and observers,
    observing

    Your soliloquy needs a book or movie written around it, if not a competition for best dramatic delivery, as well.
    Brilliant summation.
    or beginning…

    [but gosh I feel tiny speck of a thing]

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  • Hard News: 2014: The Meth Election,

    anag. 4,7
    A Straw Joker...
    struts & preens
    here to correct us
    slurs & demeans
    bile duct erectus

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