Posts by Joe Wylie

Last ←Newer Page 1 2 3 4 5 Older→ First

  • Up Front: The British Are Coming,

    But that one has evil button eyes staring into your soul...

    Only if your soul happens to be parked somewhere around your left shoulder.

    flat earth • Since Jan 2007 • 4593 posts Report

  • Up Front: The British Are Coming,

    I really want to get those x-ray jobs that are advertised in the backs of comic books. Do they really work?

    Everything advertised on the back of comic books works (click to enlarge).

    flat earth • Since Jan 2007 • 4593 posts Report

  • Hard News: Swine flu and swearing,

    Thank you, Ellsworth from Deadwood. Thank you.

    Right, _Deadwood _ - that show elevated swearing like no other.

    There was a great discussion a few years back on the ABC's Australia Talks Back , on Radio National, hosted by Sandy McCutcheon, on the subject of the f-word. A guy called with a story about how he'd been a fire warden in a small North Coast NSW town as a teenager during WW2. He was given a tin hat emblazoned with the letters FW. Everyone he met on his rounds would smirk, and he'd smirk back. The ones he enjoyed most were the little old ladies whose vocabularies one wouldn't assume would have included the word f*ckwit.

    flat earth • Since Jan 2007 • 4593 posts Report

  • Southerly: They don't make 'em like they…,

    I discovered why cheese can't be made from human breast milk. Not enough protein = won't curdle.

    Ffs.

    I didn't encounter the embedded music. If there's anything more resistable than popups for smileys & ringtones, it's embedded midi music

    flat earth • Since Jan 2007 • 4593 posts Report

  • Speaker: About That Telescope,

    It kind of helped when someone pointed out that Kiwiblog readers are convinced that the the Herald is a left-wing rag ...

    Kind of helps to spot the reassuring glow of a burning cross out there on the edge of the neighbourhood. Puts things in perspective.

    flat earth • Since Jan 2007 • 4593 posts Report

  • Southerly: They don't make 'em like they…,

    Squee! A Japanese adaptation of a 16th century satirical Chinese fantasy novel, dubbed into English by the BBC (with 13 episodes not dubbed until 2004 due to 'inappropriate content') -- what's not to love?

    Squee indeed! Great cast, ripping multilayered plots (the monk's horse was really a river monster doing penance for having eaten the original horse), B-grade Hong Kong-style fx done with Japanese polish, all the great cosmic crassness of the original - Monkey was the Mt Everest of "kiddie" TV. If this show had a formula it was certainly plundered by Hercules/Xena.

    flat earth • Since Jan 2007 • 4593 posts Report

  • Southerly: They don't make 'em like they…,

    He might have got it a bit wrong (the sooner our forums upgrade comes through and lets me close old threads, the better) but I think he was acting in good faith.

    Seems that way to me. If there's an element of flogging cheese I've missed it.

    Further upstream, way back in November 06, Compie asked:

    Anyone any luck with the The Glumps, little animated plasticine blobs.

    Curd Nerd was able to oblige, albeit over 2 years later. At least the link he gave was working last night. While all I know of The Gumps is gleaned from Curd Nerd's link, the name of their supposed creator, Mark D'Arcy-Irvine, is certainly familiar from my years in the lost world of Australian industrial animation.

    flat earth • Since Jan 2007 • 4593 posts Report

  • Hard News: Another entry in the Public…,

    Hey, I'm your figment.

    flat earth • Since Jan 2007 • 4593 posts Report

  • Hard News: Another entry in the Public…,

    ...but really once our transient standing waves have collapsed back into the unified field background noise (and all our monoliths and constructed conceits are regolith anything coming after us will probably want to forge its own way and not be led into the evolutionary cul de sacs, blind alleys and box canyons that we have explored and championed.

    Perhaps they'll toy with our coproliths.

    flat earth • Since Jan 2007 • 4593 posts Report

  • Speaker: About That Telescope,

    Who are these people?

    Does it matter? They can get as ripped as chooks and attempt all manner of hijinks, all the while protesting their admiaration/contempt/whatever for one another's professional standards, but they'll never be Alan Bollard.

    flat earth • Since Jan 2007 • 4593 posts Report

Last ←Newer Page 1 355 356 357 358 359 460 Older→ First