Posts by Emma Hart
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Although I suppose buying cheese would suffice, so long as you go to an actual cheese shop.
If it's a deadline week, that means driving to Barry's Bay.
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Word-whoring is indeed a dangerous profession. I am slowly becoming chair-shaped, though my ability to procrastinate is now bordering on super-human.
One assumes, however, that your near-mummified hands still perform their lift, tilt, and pour functions?
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Just been listening to Radio Sport talkback while I did my hair. Sounds like the complacency has well and truly set in there. Just wait til we almost-but-not-quite lose to Kenya...
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Yeah... not so much with the aural puns, sign language...
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That's quite eerie. You're not really some guy called Mike who says things like 'I have the body of a Greek god, you know' are you?
He used that line and got lucky?
Man, I'm totally off track.
Nah, it nearly lost him the whole deal. He was saved by, well, pretty much having the body of a Greek god. And not Hephaestus either.
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Same! Although the story is quite boring. Although I guess if you told it in a fragmented, multi-narrative with unreliable narrators then it might be more interesting :/
That's quite eerie. You're not really some guy called Mike who says things like 'I have the body of a Greek god, you know' are you?
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Megan, what he's using is a 'name sign'. It's like a nickname everyone has that stops you having to fingerspell every name. My daughter's is the sign for 'book' repeated three times. I haven't seen the name sign for Mehrts before but that looks pretty good.
Rude sign language is very, very rude.
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"Fuck off you crazy old dyke."
And I got told off in ENGL 320 just for calling Deconstruction 'intellectual wanking'. I still bear a deep, primal loathing for Post-modernism, even though it once got me laid.
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Heh, maybe the one with the Barbie doll fetish, not so much the one that spontaneously falls off things.
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Ha! No! It was all me. I have seen to the emasculation of every post-pubescent male in my household!
This'd be a really bad time to find out my partner was reading...