Posts by Emma Hart
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He is neutered...
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Somehow I can't see this thread thriving on Kiwiblog...
When I got up this morning, one of my cats (Wooster, not Jeeves) had partially eviscerated a rat and dragged the remains merrily through the back garden before dumping them right where I'd stumble over them. Sounds a lot like Kiwiblog to me.
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I spent my first three years trying really hard to fit a BIOL paper into my English degree. Couldn't squeeze in the labs, they either clashed with my lectures, my tutes, or my drinking time.
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And students studying arts at Uni should be forced to...
I'm just curious is all.
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I blame that damn guy with his peas.
See, the problem's not the monkeys, it's the monks.
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I still have a life-sized cardboard cut-out of Chris Cairns under my bed.
How does he smell?
Dusty.
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And I'm a girl. Do you know how many times I had to put up with drunken morons asking me, "So which one have you got your eye on?".
This never happened to me. Though I was backing Canterbury in the nineties, so the question may have been moot. I still have a life-sized cardboard cut-out of Chris Cairns under my bed.
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I think of your pieces as Quentin Tarantino-Listener political column slash fic.
Slash fic? Slash Fic? What's David doing with Alan Bollard in YOUR head, dude?
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No worries.
To be fair, I always found the cops in Chch a lot easier to get on with than the ones in my home town, Timaru. Much less aggro, much better at calming things down rather than winding them up.
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Oh, Andrew, I couldn't possibly comment. I will own to having an eleven year old son...