Posts by Ian Dalziel

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  • Legal Beagle: Sanctuary!,

    The better mousetrap!
    - Service, but not match, yet....

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Hard News: The Editorial Image,

    The We Love John Key archive...

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Hard News: Press Play > Budget, in reply to merc,

    ...those politicians and their cohorts are oxygen thieves!

    ...and a waste of carbon!
    No wonder they don't want a tax on it....

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Capture: Cats Love Cameras,

    the truth about catnip

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Hard News: Press Play > Budget,

    Bill English says Key's a Confidence Man!
    Under a misspelt banner headline Bill English continues the con...

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Field Theory: Campaigning,

    It's just the way he rolls...

    The darkened effect is a technique Jed uses called “magic”.

    That'll be the modern equivalent of the Rubens filter ...

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Capture: Dogs Love Cameras Too, in reply to Jackie Clark,

    having a ball...

    And perhaps one more……

    The Doggy remake of The Prisoner?

    And did these paws in ancient times...

    “You don’t see rabbits being walked down the street
    and you don’t see many cats on leads...”

    Bill English missed an easy billion -
    with an even pettier pet tax...

    It was the government's fault
    It was the fault of the government
    I was very let down
    From the budget I was expecting a one million quid handout
    I was very disappointed
    It was the government's fault
    It was the fault of the government

    I'll take a rest from mental fight now....

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Capture: Going Walkabout in Sydney, in reply to Lilith __,

    drawing on the past...

    Try taking a pen and sketchpad.
    That really makes gallery staff worried!

    I remember seeing a sign to that effect (No sketching) in The Chchch Art Gallery, and thinking WTF? Isn't that how all prior artists started, by sketching and absorbing the work of the old masters (and mistresses) - maybe one day there'll be signs saying 'it is illegal to remember this work'!

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Hard News: Press Play > Budget, in reply to Sofie Bribiesca,

    The PM yet again "REJECTS" everything .

    He rejected criticism the Government was picking on paperboys and said he had never claimed the exemption.

    Did the exemption even exist when Key was a paperboy?
    Can he tell us how much tax he did pay as a paperboy?
    Or is 'paperboy' just a euphemism for Forex dealers?

    But now for some good news!

    New Zealand will be one of the hosts of the world's largest telescope - a $2.5 billion project designed to uncover secrets of the universe such as the existence of intelligent alien life.

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Hard News: Press Play > Budget, in reply to Lilith __,

    Play Misty for me...

    Heavy rain at the top;
    showers in the middle;
    and fog at the bottom.

    For some reason that
    reminds me of Tom Waits'
    Emotional Weather Report

    ...high tonight, low tomorrow,
    and precipitation is expected

    it's a grey day here in Chchch....

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

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