Posts by Jeremy Andrew

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  • Island Life: Drunk By Noon,

    Shayne Carter & Gnarls Barkley

    Hamiltron - City of the F… • Since Nov 2006 • 900 posts Report Reply

  • Island Life: Stop Making Cents,

    The same thing they acheived by moaning that Sylvia Park got their name on the motorway signs, but Newmarket doesn't.

    "any publicity is good publicity as long as they spell your name right"

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  • Hard News: Doing the Rounds,

    They reckon anyone who wishes to become a politician should automatically be disqualified for the position. In that case, and with the above, I should be PM.

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  • Island Life: Stop Making Cents,

    except in Southland where people are less flambuoyant.

    They don't float as well when on fire?
    I thought txtrs were sposed to lose vowels, not gain 'em.

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  • Island Life: I have aspirations going,

    A bit off topic, but does anyone else wonder why the government has never had to go on strike to demand a payrise in line with inflation to keep them up with the cost of living?
    And if they did, would people be suggesting a law change to forbid them from striking?

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  • Hard News: Maxim-ising the vote,

    So then Rutherford College in West Auckland would simply become "College" ?

    Course not, it'd be renamed after someone more appropriate. possibly a famous old boy. Or maybe after a famous local - pick a famous Westie to name a school after...
    My pick - The Sheldon Woolridge School Of Rock

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  • Word of the Year 2006,

    Black Caps match fixing scandal - cricket-box
    Environment minister seen dropping rubbish - litter-box
    GM wheat used in ramen - noodle-box
    PM shoves puppy with foot - kick-box

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  • Word of the Year 2006,

    How about anything with the -gate suffix.
    Not just an '06 thing, but with tiler-gate, speed-gate, painting-gate, email-gate & whatever, its getting ridiculous.
    FFS, the whole thing is derived from the name of a hotel, it had no significance to the original scandal, and tacking -gate on the end of something politically scandalous to compare it to a political scandal from 30-odd years ago in the USA is just sad.
    Why not use one of our own historical political scandals? Winebox, tiler-box, speed-box, email-box, gone-by-lunchtime-box...

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  • Word of the Year 2006,

    I'd have guessed it meant a state of constant hard-on...

    That would be Priapic.

    For all those who have watched any kind of "reality" TV I nominate the word 'Journey'. Yes that's right, I'm talking to you, all you contestants on Idol, Rockstar, Top Model, Survivor, Downsize Me, et al.

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  • Word of the Year 2006,

    When you're a whaler, after 6 months in a leaky boat, a lot of things probably start to look like a woman's thigh...

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