Island Life by David Slack

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Island Life: You both get sprayed with twits

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  • Phil Lyth,

    Napoleon

    nothing from Snowball or Squealer? I'm surprised.

    Wellington • Since Apr 2009 • 443 posts Report Reply

  • Russell Brown,

    Won't somebody think of Lorelei?

    She finally gets her Twitter on, and it's called SwineFluNZNews ...

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 18512 posts Report Reply

  • David Slack,

    Skinny's been looking out for her from the start:

    I suggest we all calm down, especially TVNZ, and await developments. Hadyn, Garth and Lorelei - come back to the studio. You look silly out there.

    Devonport • Since Nov 2006 • 599 posts Report Reply

  • Phil Lyth,

    SwineFluNZNews

    Either tell me it is a spoof, or shoot me.

    Wellington • Since Apr 2009 • 443 posts Report Reply

  • Mark Harris,

    OMG.

    From Lorelei:
    "Amazing how something as basic as hand hygiene can stave off a virus. The MOH website is great for advice so is Canterbury’s fluinfo.org.nz"

    We ARE doomed...

    and not from swine flu

    Waikanae • Since Jul 2008 • 1343 posts Report Reply

  • Don Christie,

    A shopping list, yay.

    NZers, wash your flipping hands anyway, please. Especially if you are going to prepare and serve me food.

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 1615 posts Report Reply

  • Hadyn Green,

    Hadyn, Garth and Lorelei - come back to the studio. You look silly out there.

    I have to say that threw me

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 2081 posts Report Reply

  • Alastair Jamieson,

    We ARE doomed...

    At least fluinfo.org.nz cuts to the chase - what is it with the DHBs' labyrinthine and unfriendly websites? e.g. Canterbury, Auckland. And what exactly is the disturbing mutant doctor all about?

    Auckland • Since Jan 2007 • 96 posts Report Reply

  • Tom Beard,

    That'll do, pig.

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 1039 posts Report Reply

  • Tom Beard,

    And what exactly is the disturbing mutant doctor all about?

    That is truly disturbing. A suit with jandals? Tsk tsk.

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 1039 posts Report Reply

  • Ian MacKay,

    Actually we pigs like the idea of pig virus 'cause people won't want to eat us, our population will explode and at last we can take over the world! Pigs Unite!

    Bleheim • Since Nov 2006 • 498 posts Report Reply

  • Angus Robertson,

    Michele Malkin going at it with Christy Hardin Smith as a pair of oinking sow - that is funny.

    Auckland • Since May 2007 • 984 posts Report Reply

  • andrew llewellyn,

    Why has no talking head mentioned the chances of really cheap bacon from here on in?

    Since Nov 2006 • 2073 posts Report Reply

  • Sacha,

    And how will this affect the pork-barrel politics of the USA?

    Ak • Since May 2008 • 16272 posts Report Reply

  • Sam F,

    Not to mention the Herald's beloved election-year porkometer...

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 1549 posts Report Reply

  • cindy baxter,

    swine flu public service announcements from the 60's.

    auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 76 posts Report Reply

  • Blake Monkley,

    A shopping list, yay.

    I won't have a appetite for Salsa and chilli beans if we all go into quarantine.

    Auckland • Since Jul 2008 • 215 posts Report Reply

  • Lyndon Hood,

    SwineFluNZNews

    Either tell me it is a spoof, or shoot me.

    Bang!

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 1094 posts Report Reply

  • Hayden Wilson,

    Lorelei

    Whew! I have just returned from doing a live cross into the news from the MOHs Pandemic response room - kind of like Churchill’s war room.

    Our public health experts are now drinking whiskey and smoking cigars?

    There has been an unexpected outbreak of misogyny and quotable quotes in MOH?

    Since Nov 2006 • 27 posts Report Reply

  • Emma Hart,

    Our public health experts are now drinking whiskey and smoking cigars?

    Going by the guy I know who works for the MOH? Yes they are.

    Christchurch • Since Nov 2006 • 4327 posts Report Reply

  • Sacha,

    Our public health experts are now drinking whiskey and smoking cigars?

    Audience reshearch. Hic.

    Ak • Since May 2008 • 16272 posts Report Reply

  • ScottY,

    And what exactly is the disturbing mutant doctor all about?

    Sweet Jebus! First the government and now the health system. The lizard people are everywhere!

    Yorke of The Atatu • Since Feb 2009 • 787 posts Report Reply

  • Sacha,

    Not called *web*health for nothing. Amphibians, all of them.

    Ak • Since May 2008 • 16272 posts Report Reply

  • sarah duckworth,

    You know the stocks of tamiflu are not far away from their expiry date. LUCKILY we can all buy some from Friday and help Roche out.

    Since Feb 2009 • 5 posts Report Reply

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