Posts by hamishm
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What the Puck are you talking about? That's me from top to bottom. As there is already a Giunea Pig on the staff I thought I would be safe to come out.
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Masterful storyline Riddley.We have some purple Maori potatoes which self grew in our garden if you need props. I would have to see the money first, however.
merc : 3-d chess...always with the wookies eh? How will Banksie be with stealing his idea? That is, if we tell him...I guess. -
Did you ask for your money back?
Don, they have the money in shoeboxes at the Reserve bank. Cullen is not allowed to handle them. Separation of powers and all that.
Russell do you think that these meetings have much bearing on which way the pollies jump? It would go back to they "depends if they are listening" and how it fits in with their world view wouldn't it?
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As a sometime storyline consultant might I suggest the Death playing chess ala "the Seventh Seal' type of story?
me in tights I think they got the ears just right,for a change
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But... but... little Timmy!?!?!
Oh well, back to politics for The Listener *sniff*
Could I be an extra, I'm pretty hot in tights!
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There's not much funnier in this world than men in tights!
Just a suggestion, could the Getstener morph into A PIANO!!! which might eventually drag them all under when the clifftop house falls into the sea. Timmy could then bravely rescue them!!
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It's not a documentary, John. It's more an exploration of the human condition with relation to Gestetners, potatoes and bicycles.There will be parts of the narrative that will not mesh with historical fact or as Winston Peters might say "We make stuff up".
Merc, are you Leda bored? Her character does rather swan about. But maybe that's just her way. Proust! -
Leda: Cook me some of those f&**(% potatoes.
P1: Get your own F*#%ing potatoes
He throws a a potato at her, she ducks. The gestetner is damaged.
Timmy (muffled): Still in the sack,actually
Leda (scornfully): So this is how you repay me. Shut the F$%# up! (Snatches walki talki and throws it to the floor)
Operators voice: "Parcel for Sator square,anyone?" Leda stamps on it.
The Gestetner lurches into life.The rain eases. P1 and P2 look at each other nervously.
P1: There's something you should know, Leda -
Real Climate is the place to find out the true horror of this programme
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IM: Come in Maria
Maria: Thankyou Jules, where's Timmy?
Timmy(Muffled):In the fecking sack
SFX: Knock at door
Jules: Who's there?
voice: My name is Vittorio De Sica. Have you seen my bicycle?