Posts by Emma Hart
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He should know. He discovered Ben Affleck after all.
And there we go, we're back to Team America . It's Friday, right?
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And why did this stop you?
I like to have random outbreaks of decency every now and then. It keeps people on their toes.
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Or a long list of people he'd like to watch having sex with Chris Pine.
Very good point.
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@Emma,
And I’m guessing that only having one stand, and it faces south, isn’t that appealing at this time of year?*twitches*
The Hadlee stand faces south. The Paul Kelley and the Coloured Girls stand faces east . The new Deans stand will be the Sun-strike stand. The ground will remain, as it always has been, unbearably freezing. That's why the Crusaders' defensive line works so hard: you stop moving, your fingers start to drop off.
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It's not like they can raise a crowd at AMI Stadium (Is that what it's called these days? Lancaster) worth a damn anyway.
We're all too whacked out of our brains on P and cow-tipping to find the stadium (which no-one else will join me in calling Amy).
Well, okay. I know a bunch of guys who've all been season ticket holders at Amy/Jade/Lancaster for over a decade. And this year they all went 'screw it' and opted for sports bars instead. The increase in the ticket price was apparently so prohibitively phenomenal it even put them off. This is in a town where people traditionally turn up to rugby even when you can't see any of the players.
Something to do with paying for a new stand for some kind of World Cup thingy?
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Shameful Nerdlinger Report: I read that and thought 'hey, I bet I could make a joke about Harry Mudd here!'
Heh, I kept trying to make a 'reversing the polarity of the toaster oven' joke work, and then thinking I probably shouldn't.
The clip on that site misses the money quote from Smith: “"I'd watch that dude do anything… I'd watch that dude have sex with my wife at this point. He's such a good actor."
Y'know, he's just not THAT good an actor. Either that or Smith has a very long list of actors he'd like to watch having sex with his wife.
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If it's one of those posh new HSV utes, I'd even consider using Woodford Reserve.
The weird thing is, the one time I did get blood all over the flat-deck of a ute, the one thing I had on hand to clean it up WAS Jim Beam.
Eerie.
But also, I am from Timaru, so I guess it wasn't that much of a leap.
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Dear Dr David,
I recently removed a friend's finger with a large axe, requiring taking him to hospital for treatment for the extensive and unexpected haemorrhaging.
What's the best solvent for getting the blood off the tray of my ute?
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Did y'all know that Keith Ng is a Vulcan? Tze Ming told me.
I know there's a giant cluster of wrong-i-tronic particles somewhere... Calibrate the sensors!
Oh go on, it explains the raw sexual magnetism.
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surely they could have sampled her voice and created a facsimile for the computer voice one last time... sob
IMDB says:
"Majel Barrett, the wife of "Star Trek" creator Gene Roddenberry, has a role in this film as the voice of the Enterprise computer. She completed filming two weeks before her death on December 18 2008."
I wasn't however at any stage conscious of hearing her voice. Did anyone else pick it up?