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Up Front: Eat Up Your Brothelly

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  • Emma Hart,

    So she either anticipates a lot of custom, or to charge like a wounded bull.

    $240/hour. Which is considerably less than Shady Lady charges, but I assume that's the base rate and there would be "extras".

    People who strip for crowds and people who fuck for money are not the same people, on the whole.

    They are at The White House, I believe, and Ren was perfectly happy in her outcall stripping days to escalate to sex for money.

    Christchurch • Since Nov 2006 • 4651 posts Report

  • FletcherB,

    Because a key traditional role of women in most societies is to wash away men's sins?

    I believe those services are also available in brothels, but cost extra?

    West Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 893 posts Report

  • Bart Janssen,

    We want puppies and rainbows and chocolate and poetry.

    There's a limerick in there but I'm just not talented enough to find it

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 4461 posts Report

  • Bart Janssen,

    and on no account looking at or talking to each other

    Just like the men's toilets then.

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 4461 posts Report

  • Ross Mason,

    Bit of "Rough Trade" eh Emma??

    Piece on a new book on Vivien Leigh " Damn You, Scarlett O'Hara" by Darwin Porter and Roy Moseley in DomPost this morning mentions an alleged pastime of dear Viv visiting a certain...."service station"....Yum.

    One review is Here.

    Upper Hutt • Since Jun 2007 • 1590 posts Report

  • Emma Hart,

    Brilliant.

    Leigh also developed a taste for sex with anonymous younger men whom she picked up at Scotty's Garage, which had one petrol pump for legal reasons and up to 22 male attendants.

    So... many... filthy... puns. "Fill her up?"

    Christchurch • Since Nov 2006 • 4651 posts Report

  • Geoff Lealand,

    Just too tempting, with shelves of lubricants, anti-freeze, shock absorbers, dipsticks etc etc

    Screen & Media Studies, U… • Since Oct 2007 • 2562 posts Report

  • Isabel Hitchings,

    I can definitely think of a couple of occasions where (had I had the opportunity and the dosh) paying someone who had a degree of skill and wouldn't be in the common room next morning would have been a far better choice than the one I made.

    Christchurch • Since Jul 2007 • 719 posts Report

  • BenWilson,

    They are at The White House, I believe, and Ren was perfectly happy in her outcall stripping days to escalate to sex for money.

    I'll have to check that out. The way I heard it was that they were two separate businesses run next door to each other, but I could be completely wrong. Certainly their website's virtual tour makes it appear to be a regular strip club. Yes, there are rooms for 'private dances', but that will be for lap-dances, not sex. Clue: No showers or beds in the rooms. The guy at the door says it pretty clearly "No touching the pussy". The other site "Monica's" looks like a regular brothel with discreet entry, etc. And never the twain shall meet.

    Will be interesting to see if Pam can set up something like that place, which sits on the top of the already existing reasonably large straight-for-men sex industry in Auckland. The strip shows could do OK but I wouldn't hold out much hope for the brothel side of things - if there was money to be made it already would be being made.

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 10657 posts Report

  • 3410,

    I wouldn't hold out much hope for the brothel side of things - if there was money to be made it already would be being made.

    I agree. A lot of the time, you can't even give it away.

    Auckland • Since Jan 2007 • 2618 posts Report

  • BenWilson,

    I agree. A lot of the time, you can't even give it away.

    You need a decent pimp, son. Pammy could square your mangina away 5 times a night for $240 an hour. Apparently.

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 10657 posts Report

  • Russell Brown,

    The strip shows could do OK but I wouldn't hold out much hope for the brothel side of things - if there was money to be made it already would be being made.

    Is there a mid-point in intimate-touching-allowed strip shows?

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 22850 posts Report

  • BenWilson,

    Is there a mid-point in intimate-touching-allowed strip shows?

    Yes, it's about halfway down the stairs with all your teeth missing.

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 10657 posts Report

  • Ross Mason,

    I remembered a petrol ad years ago that had a scantily clad young damsel thrust the bowser into the tank and the guyin the car wincing.

    So....I went searching on Youtube. I haven't found it yet...but I think you mgiht like it all the same.

    This is a cracker!

    Upper Hutt • Since Jun 2007 • 1590 posts Report

  • Dylan Mordaunt,

    There's a limerick in there but I'm just not talented enough to find it

    Bart, here's my effort:


    We want puppies and rainbows and chocolate and poetry
    We want men in muscle shirts- no weeners like pete doherty,
    They'd be sensitive and caring,
    They'd be romantic and sharing,
    Oh where, oh where is this man for me?


    It's left wanting I'm afraid; perhaps the Haiku?


    puppies and rainbows
    chocolate and poetry
    winter is over!

    Auckland • Since Nov 2007 • 22 posts Report

  • BenWilson,

    Just like the men's toilets then.

    Heh, yup. Not places that encourage lingering. As for spa pools in the general lounge area, just think about it. Are you going to get into a spa pool with a bunch of strangers, half of whom are unattractive old punters who like to pay for sex, the other half girls/guys who already have been paid for it, several times that night? In water that's been stewing this particular stew for quite possibly days on end? Even just stripping down to your undies in front of all the other punters is going to be enough to put off most people.

    Spa pools in rooms, sure, since they will really be "Spa baths" from which you could conceivably emerge cleaner than when you went in.

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 10657 posts Report

  • Jackie Clark,

    Jackie: what I was thinking about was the time that I'd had a particularly bad night, was very upset, needed to feel better about myself, and so had sex with someone stupid. I'm thinking a sex worker would have been cleaner and simpler and morally much the same.

    Oh, I so agree, Emma. Been there, done that. If I'd paid the guy, at least I would have had some pleasure from the whole experience.

    And to our men friends here, who wonder at the business sense of a female brothel - I imagine that Pam Corkery will be pretty successful. A lot of women would pay for sex - indeed some already do, of course, and as Craig says, there is a demand for escorts to accompany wealthy women to do's and suchlike.

    Mt Eden, Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 3136 posts Report

  • Sofie Bribiesca,

    I wouldn't hold out much hope for the brothel side of things - if there was money to be made it already would be being made.

    I agree. A lot of the time, you can't even give it away.

    LOL There is always hope 3 4 10. Perhaps 10 4 3 ? ;)
    @Ben,
    Jeez, I knew male escorts back in 1981 in Auckland and price was not an issue.Some nights were to escort. Others were for sex. Simple as that.
    Also my friends house was a brothel before she purchased it. It was considered one of the most exclusive brothels in Auckland.Well known, the neighbours didn't mind and the clients had no problem visiting, so as long as it is done properly, why would it not work?

    here and there. • Since Nov 2007 • 6796 posts Report

  • BenWilson,

    so as long as it is done properly, why would it not work?

    Only because it never really has in NZ. That's why women are lamenting the absence of the service. If they'd been putting their money where their mouths are, I'm sure there would be lots of male brothels. What's been stopping it? The law and the patriarchy? It was illegal for women too, you know. Money? Well that's as much of a blocker now as it ever was. Or is it just a highly select and small market? Good on Pam if she can corner it, but is there any reason to expect her to have a clue how to run a male brothel, given the virtual absence of any existing models here to work from, and no credible experience on her part? It's not like brothels don't go broke.

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 10657 posts Report

  • Sofie Bribiesca,

    It's not like brothels don't go broke.

    I suppose, but of all the brothels I know of, they have only shut because of community upheaval. I'd suggest they are a pretty stable business. For saying that ,if I wanted to do this, I would not open with fireworks.I suspect it will alienate some potential clients. still, who knows ? I would also make sure there is good parking.

    here and there. • Since Nov 2007 • 6796 posts Report

  • giovanni tiso,

    For saying that ,if I wanted to do this, I would not open with fireworks. I suspect it will alienate some potential clients.

    Doesn't Pam want to attach the brothel to a reality TV series?

    Wellington • Since Jun 2007 • 7473 posts Report

  • Sofie Bribiesca,

    TV series?

    Yes. So I reckon one hit wonder.Crappy reality TV, which I wouldn't be bothered to watch. Can't get behind all Truman like.Jus' sayin'

    here and there. • Since Nov 2007 • 6796 posts Report

  • Sofie Bribiesca,

    Doh!

    here and there. • Since Nov 2007 • 6796 posts Report

  • BenWilson,

    I suppose, but of all the brothels I know of, they have only shut because of community upheaval. I'd suggest they are a pretty stable business.

    The demand is probably stable, but I'm not so sure about the management. I've heard of several women losing everything because they mistakenly presumed having been in the business they were qualified to run it. So they were back to turning tricks without the advantages of youth. Sex capitalism is a hard system.

    I would also make sure there is good parking.

    The only good kind for a brothel would be undercover. People recognize their friends' cars.

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 10657 posts Report

  • David Haywood,

    I've often thought that they should have a brothel where the sex workers dress up as 'windows' from the television programme Play School. The round window, the square window, the arch window, the triangle window, and so on.

    I wouldn't visit it myself, but it would be cool just to know that it was out there.

    Dunsandel • Since Nov 2006 • 1156 posts Report

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