Cracker: How about You You You?
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Anyway Paul, shouldn't you be answering phones in a bid to reduce the horrendous waiting times at your call centre? ;)
You know how you can get past voice-prompt systems by repeatedly saying "operator"? I've taken to repeatedly barking "Brislen!" ...
(Actually Paul, that is a joke ...)
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the zoo should just put some golden labradors in a big pen.
to be honest, i have trouble telling the two apart unless the labrador has gone to fat.
Throw something on the ground which there's "no way a dog could eat". Y'know, 10 lb of butter, or a bag of spuds, or a catcher full of lawnmower clippings.
Turn around for two seconds.
If, when you turn back, the 'food' is gone, it's a labrador.
If your niece is heading out of your tent in the animals mouth, work on your bad Australian accent and head for the nearest TV camera. "Dingo stole my baby!"
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Throw something on the ground which there's "no way a dog could eat". Y'know, 10 lb of butter, or a bag of spuds, or a catcher full of lawnmower clippings.
I've found that labs will turn their noses up at citrus fruit - would a dingo?
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I've found that labs will turn their noses up at citrus fruit - would a dingo?
Your labs are clearly broken in some way, or maybe crossbred. I've seen labs eat orange peel, and then beg for the orange inners.
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Worse: I've seen my sister's lab/retriever eat an entire phuquing lemon! There were other witnesses. We all stared (o, except for the cat, a Russian black. It licked itself in a kind of self-contained yet smug way.)
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This is something I did not previously know about tortoises.
Same. Although I am confident after that other thread that you will find more interesting uses for that knowledge than I ever could, Emma...
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"Dingo stole my baby!"
Aah, the Gary Larson cartoon of the daycare centre next to the dingo farm and the caption "Trouble Brewing".
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I love the zoo - and in my vast experience of small people, you may not think they've taken anything in, but you'd be surprised what takes a wee one's fancy. I'm with your niece. I could watch the sea lions all day. I was a bit worried that they'd be bored shitless going back and forth, but I was lucky enough to see them interact with their keepers in the early morning, and they're obviously kept interested.
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To my shame the last time I went t either the Auckalnd Zoo or Orana Park in Chch was for Company Piss ups.
The people quickly reverted to all of the animal activities described above.
I was even hospitalised afte the Auckland one. -
My daughter saw the zebra and yelled "documentary!
How about pointing at the Gorilla and saying "Phil Collins" ;-)
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llew said:
Um... look at the ears.
what, you've never seen a depressed dingo?
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what, you've never seen a depressed dingo?
'Always, as soon as anyone sees me, it's always "Dingo stole my baby!" One "bad egg" and the rest of us have to live with it for life. Makes me depressed...'
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That was a tragic story where arrogant Cops ignored aboriginal accounts of Dingo attacks on kids.
A few years back Dingos were shot for banding together and attacking kids on one of the ozzie islands.That phrase is pretty much the reason I can't watch Meryl Streep, OK her 'acting' too. God she believes she has the nack of accents, grr.
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A few years back Dingos were shot for banding together and attacking kids on one of the ozzie islands.
it's better than that, they we harrassing tourists (afaik). what was interesting was that suddenly there was a slough of aussie media commentators saying, "you know i always believed that it could happen".
freaking hypocrites.
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__My daughter saw the zebra and yelled "documentary!__
How about pointing at the Gorilla and saying "Phil Collins" ;-)
At the cost of sounding like an overly-protective parent, I'm determined to shield her for as long as I can from knowing what a Phil Collins is.
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How about pointing at the Gorilla and saying "Phil Collins" ;-)
Phil Collins is not a gorilla.
He's a singing Dalek.
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Worse: I've seen my sister's lab/retriever eat an entire phuquing lemon! There were other witnesses.
Eww... mine would kill for avacadoes & apples, and broke two teeth cracking macadamia nuts. We crack the nuts for her nowadays.
That phrase is pretty much the reason I can't watch Meryl Streep, OK her 'acting' too. God she believes she has the nack of accents, grr.
Man, she wrecked The French Lieutenant's Woman. After seeing Gwyneth Paltrow in Sliding Doors (which is only marginal, but her English accent was impressive), I wondered about Streep's reputation. Hell, Angelina Jolie did it better in the Tomb Raider films.
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He's a singing Dalek.
Is there any truth to the story I heard that he is Lewis Collins' brother? (Bodie from The Professionals).
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