Posts by Joanna
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See, I can really only socially function on the basis of the belief that no-one wants to sleep with me.
Are you hitting on me by suggesting we should have babies together so they'd have a chance of having a normal ego?
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Perhaps the alcohol works by taking away the need (or ability) to analyse?
Alcohol works because it makes you convince yourself that everyone wants to sleep with you, and therefore everyone is desperately interested in everything you have to say, no matter what it is.
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And all this in a thread dedicated to my sainted mother ...
She can't be all that saintly; she must have had sex at least twice!
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I'm a 9 but knew I'd be something like that before I took the test. I'm good at socialising. Everyone knows that. I make sure I tell people all the time.
So many people seem to know me,
Ditto. I regard this as a really unfair advantage on other people's part.
Of course, being the Empress of the Internet, I should expect it, but occasionally I'm still thrown when people who really should know better have clearly been reading my journal or tweets and ask me about things that make them blush.
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And you have to continue the conversation on vague terms in the hope that it throws up a clue. So you don't have to ask for their business card, again.
So many people seem to know me, but I am so terrible at remembering faces that I find myself playing this game pretty much every time I go out. It's particularly amusing when you realise afterwards who exactly it was that you were talking to.
Also, am I a complete idiot or has the link to this test you're all taking not actually been posted?
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ETA: Here I am on the bloody top again. Just sayin'.
That's because we're lazy.
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I have reliable intelligence that my lap isn't clean enough to eat your dinner off. So to speak...
I bet it is a lot cleaner than many things that I have eaten.
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we never ate at the table when I was a kid.Hmm?
Now that we are adults, I expect a sizeable amount of eating to be done at this fictional table.
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We really have to work on this lascivious storytelling..
I do love me some crowdsourced smut!
Also, I love that a post about your mum has taken this direction.
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Solution: foursquare! Who will be the mayor of the Beehive?
Awesome!
Also Graeme, what's up with this whole rational thinking business about how actually we do have control over our MPs? Shouldn't you just be baying for blood?