Posts by Rob Stowell
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hard to english speaking extras here. can you crank up the co-production wagon? start talks with gaumont, but don't let them sell you any cheese.
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first scenes in the can. but we need water. water. and a leeeetle beet of monet. it's a bleedin desert out here.
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we have started shooting, oh mighty merc. but you said this would be a big-budget- no-expenses-paid-surfing-the-world epic. i have fired all my people and hired hamsters.
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the split is up in the air, but i need the cfa, i have hired the extras and they are very hungry. 22.3 million cfa by courier pigeon to the Banc Central a Niger- you can float it down the river from Timbuktu if camels are short.
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merc- my people tell me your people said i was fired?
Carrumba! things have moved fast and I'm already on location in Burkina.
where is the surf? you said we'd have surf? -
H, I was assuming you were the laywer.
So the rabbit ears get the chop. Do we need "actors" at all? Figurines sound good don't mind waiting around and will work for little more than shelf space. Kadife can draw that one up.
K- this is an attempt at the guiness book of recognition for the longest thread ever. It is hard work and not for the faint of heart. Nor the "balanced" or merely "sane."
Offer the figurines a percentage of m's cut after demystification. -
Ok the bunny can be in too we need a love intrest-but can we swing it with m- he is averse to big ears?
And flattery and pampering is mostly- and I don't like to use dirty words among gentlemen- but it's mostly for the- film critics.
oooh. I feel filthy. -
(Aside) Riddley? Is merc- truely- happily- sans shaden freuden lichtenstienen on da bike with this?
Merc! You can put down the explosives. My people can suck up to your people, they're doing it already!
(aside) riddley! old chappy!Hover yr good finger over the "th*atr*" button! -
R: i'm really deeply deeply touched by yr caring offer to handle the boring stuff. If not so in thrall to your genius I'd let you attend to that tediousity.
Writing is not the role of the Obfuscator. Wiise Industry Heads like yrself and merc and hamishm will know t he obfuscator on a BIG project like this mostly does flattery and pampering.
Keeping things merc-y. Also hiding the obvious origins of the brilliantly original ideas.
SFX- pounding of rifle-butts on door.
Merc! Kamerade! Velcom, schmellcom, telecom, mein lieber lieber schnee berliener! Have a chocolate mushroom! -
erratta: line xx3 above should read P1 "Are we all not cyclists? blah blah..." He is not confused but in the grip of monologia.