Posts by HORansome

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  • Hard News: Wikileaks: The Cable Guys,

    I imagine Wishart will be looking over the Wikileaks stuff for mentions of George Soros (who he hates) and the US's participation with the 2012 World Domination Agenda (he believes) the UN is leading.

    And confirmation from the US Department of State of everything he write about Helen Clark in "Absolute Power" (which is the worst novelisation of a Stephen Fry sitcom ever, I might add).

    Tāmaki Makaurau • Since Sep 2008 • 441 posts Report

  • Hard News: Wikileaks: The Cable Guys,

    Isn't Wishart Catholic? And a fundamentalist one at that?

    Tāmaki Makaurau • Since Sep 2008 • 441 posts Report

  • Hard News: I'm not a "f***ing cyclist".…,

    Is it me, or is the new Public Address more liable to punning? I'd love to know what part of Supermodel CMS is causing that.

    Tāmaki Makaurau • Since Sep 2008 • 441 posts Report

  • Hard News: Healing the family feud,

    You watched the third Matrix film more than once? I'm so, so sorry for you.

    Tāmaki Makaurau • Since Sep 2008 • 441 posts Report

  • Hard News: The Engagement,

    I think that when Martin wrote ” an extremely significant historical occasion” he was being serious.

    Which is a bit weird.

    Tāmaki Makaurau • Since Sep 2008 • 441 posts Report

  • Hard News: The Engagement,

    What's wrong with North Wales? I thought Bangor and Caernaron were great. This isn't the customary "Make fun of the Welsh" thing people like to do, is it?

    Tāmaki Makaurau • Since Sep 2008 • 441 posts Report

  • Hard News: The Engagement,

    You sir, are today's hero.

    Tāmaki Makaurau • Since Sep 2008 • 441 posts Report

  • Hard News: The Engagement,

    Until this very moment I had never considered the role of the Dutch in behind the scenes world politics, but now I think about it, we have Dutch Auctions, "Going Dutch" and a whole host of sinister Dutch-esque expressions that indicate just how powerful these people (if, indeed, they are people; reptilians, anyone?) are. I think this wedding might well signal the end of civilisation as we know it.

    Tāmaki Makaurau • Since Sep 2008 • 441 posts Report

  • Hard News: The Engagement,

    Ben, you are on to something. Indeed, this wedding is just a front to get the Amero off the ground.

    Does anyone have conclusive proof that Kate isn't an operative for Brussels?

    Tāmaki Makaurau • Since Sep 2008 • 441 posts Report

  • Hard News: The Engagement,

    I, for one, look forward to the conspiracy theories that will link the two dynastic lines to Skull and Bones, the Bin Ladens and possibly even the Wests (there's nothing that can stop ta claim of conspiracy, not even the fictional status of some characters).

    Indeed, I might start hawking my new book "Kate and Me: How the British Throne Wants to Ruin My Life" now so it can be commissioned just in time for the Christmas rush.

    Tāmaki Makaurau • Since Sep 2008 • 441 posts Report

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