Posts by Danielle
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I killed a mouse with a can of beer, does that count?
My grandmother killed a mouse by jumping into the air screaming when she saw it. Upon returning to earth, she accidentally landed heavily on the scampering mouse, crushing it to death.
(I suppose that might be the most ladylike way of killing a mouse ever.)
I thought the G Spot was an urban legend
I used to think that too.
<nonchalant whistling>
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I have never been more convinced of my own utter uselessness.
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attacking a woman's appearance rather than her work
To go further: women, whether we disagree with them or not, should not have to put up with people on either side of the political spectrum making constant judgements on how fuckable they are.
She's vile, but we don't have to be sexist when we discuss *why* she's vile.
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Thus 'all due respect' generally means 'no respect at all'.
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Oh good, *someone* apart from me likes the new EC album. I think 'I Dreamed of My Old Lover' is the best song on it, though. I've been waiting for him to release that officially somewhere since, um... 2002. (Dearie me, what a huge nerd I am.)
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Tiller family: Clinic will close
Oh good. I haven't felt my quota of impotent rage and sadness yet today.
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Well, sheez. There goes any chance the copyright thread had of making it to 200 pages.
(Also: thank goodness.)
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Hey! I can be highbrow and obscure with the best of them.
'OK everyone, onto the mat. It's time for our afternoon reading from Wittgenstein's Philosophical Investigations . Shall we try another chapter in the original German?'
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You're all punny and I was terribly literal, I'm afraid...
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This thread has given me the most *persistent* George Harrison earworm.