Posts by Emma Hart
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Er... you know whom he was married to, right?
Indeed, a woman who was not averse to a bit of take-out.
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What about men in suits?
A well-cut suit can do wonders for a man's 50 Lire region. Nummy.
I also like, however (and I'm not quite sure how to describe this) a sense in either a man or a woman that they've largely dressed to please themselves, that they have some individuality and flair in what they wear. That could well be a confidence thing too.
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great buns according to the old Italian 50 Lire coin
Okay, now there's a country that knows how to make coinage! I say we agitate for a newly redesigned dollar coin with Kevin Smith on it. (Actually, come to think about it, he'd be better on a bill - something you can comfortably tuck into a g-string.)
And I did consider asking him if it was the ol' lame smith, but he'd already totally failed to get my 'Miss Perkins, you're beautiful' joke when he took my hair down and my glasses off.
Mike, if you're reading this, it's okay. You're pretty, you don't need credibility.
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which I would describe as "so many hot young long-haired men in PVC, so little time."
I very slightly pre-dated the PVC, but the general principle is the same and the task more overwhelming if one substitutes the word 'people' for 'men'. And I think KAOS is so insidious that one never actually needs to join to be considered to belong forever.
Thanks for dropping in Suraya, it's good to see. I always feel better when I don't have to speak for people.
Fear not, Ms Wegan, for it is my belief that the most attractive thing about a woman is an air of confidence.
Megan is gorgeous.
I would just like to say that Daniel Craig is a very intelligent man.
I do find intelligence attractive. Even the one beefcake gym-bunny I... was intimately acquainted with was doing a double post-graduate degree and spoke fluent German. (He had the body of a Greek god. I know cause he told me.)
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If KAOS were to field a cricket team I'm fairly sure this would be in the by-laws.
Regulating this would give the Orange Boys something to do.
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A magazine of women fantasies about men with body shapes similar my own, is intriguing. Or to see a mans photo in an erotic women's magazine, that resembles my own body, would make me feel sexy. I like to be ogled, discreetly.
You know steven, that might be the nicest thing I've heard all day. I'm sure Suraya would be pleased to hear that.
I was thinking something similar in the optometrist's waiting room the other day. There was a Prada poster there, featuring two women who actually looked like they were made of plastic. Opposite was an ad for a different frame designer (I guess it's telling that I can't remember who it was), featuring a woman with slightly untidy hair, less plastic-y skin, a bit older - and much more attractive. In a hot librarian way. That weird artificial airbrushed to shit perfection is alienating rather than attractive.
Also I have no problem with being ogled indiscreetly.
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Happy to ogle your richard kahui link though, Emma. I don't know him :)
I put that in for Megan, but I'm sure she'll share.
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The frankest admission that size does matter I've come across to date.
Male Friend: I thought size didn't matter.
Me: Yeah, women lie.
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This may just about definitively prove that I'm not a woman, but is it me, or is Filament in fact the *least* sexy word in the English language?
Not quite - that'd be 'moist', or 'turgid' or something, but I did wonder. Suraya says:
A filament is:
* the bit of a light bulb that lights up.
* the part of a flower that holds the male reproductive stuff.
* the largest structure in the known universe.(Stamens have two parts, a filament and an anther. The biology nerd in me twitched.)
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Hot.
Not wishing to be objectifying or anything, but fucking ay.