Posts by Jeremy Eade

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  • Hard News: Anatomy of a Shambles,

    We are in negotiation now. If we lose it we all have to be big boys about it and say, "Fuck It."

    Warners Brothers should be aware that they may be shitting the goodwill and energy out of their own project . Business has risks on many sides, the risk is always there, ask the poor blokes who bought Yellow Pages...I bet they wish they could fly offshore now.

    auckland • Since Mar 2008 • 1112 posts Report

  • Hard News: Anatomy of a Shambles,

    Personally as an average film goer, if the Lord of the Rings was made in say Bulgaria, became synonymous with the film, then the Hobbit was shifted to England in such a bitter way, it might put me off my special film. …..and they need everyone to see this film fast.

    auckland • Since Mar 2008 • 1112 posts Report

  • Hard News: Anatomy of a Shambles,

    Hardly, looks like the gimmint might win this one.

    They won the game along time ago.

    auckland • Since Mar 2008 • 1112 posts Report

  • Hard News: Anatomy of a Shambles,

    An aside.
    The publicity worldwide for this is pretty decent. The Hobbit has been given serious headlines around the world, of course for this movie to make money it needs to be seen by the world so raising its profile again can't be all bad.

    If this Movie can't Avatar it something is deeply wrong with the movie industry.It's almost the best cert in Hollywood.

    auckland • Since Mar 2008 • 1112 posts Report

  • Hard News: Anatomy of a Shambles,

    Lady Baggins' Lover.....Naked Hobbits, let's not make that movie.

    auckland • Since Mar 2008 • 1112 posts Report

  • Hard News: Anatomy of a Shambles,

    The Smile Off of the century (outside elections)

    The Not the News Today site said Warner Brothers were concerned about the "grinning ability" of Mr Key, who, they said, was "formerly known as 'smiling assassin' for financial advice company Merrill Lynch, the film company is looking to enter the negotiation face-off with its own 'smiling assassins'."

    'We need to fight fire with fire on this one,' says Mr Warner, who says he fears the skill of New Zealand's number one smiler.

    Not the News said "Mr Warner" is believed to have convinced some Hollywood Boulevard superstars, who are known for big grins, to help in the negotiations.

    "Among the delegates expected to be involved are Jack Nicholson as the Joker, Adam Sandler as Happy Gilmore and Julia Roberts as herself.

    "The negotiations are expected to be intense with the lunacy of the Joker, the aggression of Happy, and Julia - well ... being Julia, all working together to drain the smile from Prime Minister Key's face."

    auckland • Since Mar 2008 • 1112 posts Report

  • Hard News: Anatomy of a Shambles,

    Where's Sauron in all of this. Is he keeping an eye on things, maybe from Ireland.

    auckland • Since Mar 2008 • 1112 posts Report

  • Hard News: Anatomy of a Shambles,

    I bet it's the briscoe lady.

    auckland • Since Mar 2008 • 1112 posts Report

  • Up Front: Oh, Cock!,

    NEVER PUT YOUR FINGER WHERE YOU WOULDN'T PUT YOUR PENIS

    Advice for life

    auckland • Since Mar 2008 • 1112 posts Report

  • Up Front: Oh, Cock!,

    Danish Horses.

    auckland • Since Mar 2008 • 1112 posts Report

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