Posts by Joe Wylie
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I'm buggered as to how Tintin could work with live actors...
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. . . Bilbo, unimagined on screen until P.J
Bilbo Baggins has featured in both The Hobbit (1977) and Lord of the Rings (1978), long before PJ created the known universe.
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Mr Whipp said he was "very surprised" by the intensity of the reaction in the past few weeks.
"I have never seen that before in all my years. Myself and staff have received threats and we have hired a security guard at our office.
Whipp appears to have a short memory. Only three years ago a small-time Australian producer was threatening to rip his eyes out.
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I really really really want a constitution.
Here you go - "Come and join the revolution . . ."
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Rodney Hide has just risen joyously in the House.
they always forget to use the stake,
or cut the head off...The latter's not an option, a point Trace Hodgson once made with The Return of Mouldy, where a zombie Muldoon was portrayed returning from the political dead in a late-night TV horror. An off-screen viewer asks why no-one had got around to decapitating him, only to be told that for a guy with no neck it's just too hard.
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And you don't think unleashing a zombie Michael Savage on the beehive would be a good thing?
While I hold Grannyman Savage to be the greatest Prime Minister this country has ever had, no amount of whiskey would induce me to disinter and dry-hump his dessicated carcass. Let the poor bugger rest in peace.
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What's that buzzing I hear? Oh yeah, it's Michael Joseph Savage spinniing in his grave.
If anyone needs me, I'll be up at his memorial with a bottle of scotch, screaming at the wind.Screaming because your effete, atrophied, office-softened hands can no longer wield a shovel?
A frustrated political necrophiliac. The never-ending wonders that the interwebs throw up.
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Stalin has the engineers shot as enemies of the people. The train does not move.
Khrushchev has them rehabilitated.Pretty impressive rehabilitation there.
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I think 'wunch of bankers' is the phrase of the PAS year...
Amen to that.
"The Whole Hog" (Lyall Watson)
And to that. The last from the late great. Wonderful book.