Posts by Steve Barnes
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Bahrainz, someone has eaten my Bahrainz. Why didn't anybody tell me that drinking liberal amounts of various single malts causes ones Bahrainz to atrophy. After a few cups of coffee I may be all white.
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I like books, especially the spines. You can buy book spines by the yard and they make rooms look so much bigger when you use them as wallpaper. The downside of all this is there must be a whole truckload of spineless books out there, there are few things more annoying than having to take a book off the shelf just to see who wrote it, what it is supposed to be about and whether or not it is worth the effort of colouring it in.
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You could let the air out of his tyres and re-inflate them without him knowing.
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But Seriously, what is wrong with putting up a sign?. You would be surprised how many people just obey signs. -
"I'm sorry for, y'know, everything."
Slight rephrase, "I'm Sorry, for you know everything"
I had to apologise once, for making a mistake. I had said I was wrong, when in all honesty, I wasn't. -
You'd be thinking of a sub-arachnid haemorrhage when it comes to pulling many legs
The Sub Arachnoid membrane derives its name from its similarity to a Spiders Web and those that know me will know how I know that.
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But why they built it as a loop, and part of a 900m State Highway, I don't know.
When I see things like that I think "Questions need to be asked" but I guess it was done in a "Think Big" moment. For years the motorway system in Auckland had me thinking there must have been some dodgy deals struck at the time. But it's all OK now though, eh?.
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I have a hunch that the reason they don't let you in is you're a giant cock.
What, like This?
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They have a real neat street front looking over Caroline Bay. A wee problem with the Hydro & Grand Hotels are sitting on great sites and are likely to be bolled.
I got curious and had a look on GoogleEarth. Has anybody got any idea why they built that Loop road to nowhere?