Posts by giovanni tiso
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Somebody please breathe new life into the phrase "gay badinage".
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Oh, and the original Sam Seaborn I suppose. "She says she always has to ask her father's permission before having lunch with fascists" is still a pretty good line.
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I'd rather you went down the road of "Sir Roger Douglas - the Musical" myself.
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Also, so long as we're talking about clothing...
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Evolutionarypsych... oh, fuck it.
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I don't know, I think that was a rather wonderful slip: 'evolutionary psycholy roaf' makes about as much sense as evolutionary psychology...
My brain obviously switched off just thinking about it.
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psycholy roaf = psychology road - I was cleaning the post when suddenly it went off.
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I'm not sure if this is how wearing them started, but a pair of dangly earrings does drag the eye downwards, pointing at the cleavage.
Yes, because men otherwise would have great difficulties locating a cleavage.
I suppose that like any other kind of jewellery, earrings are superfluous, like them feathers on the pheasant, but let's not get down the evolutionary psycholy roaf at this time of the morning. It's a dreary old path.
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Nails are a ggod visual indication of health - they get very manky in people with bad nutrition, for example. So visually attractive nails = ability to attract a mate.
Dangling things off your ears shows you have strong ears, an indispensible quality in a prospective mate. The ability to apply mascara, on the other hand, is an indicator that you obviously had the skill to become a thoracic surgeon, but could afford not to.
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You need to move to Escher's hometown, where I'm told streets only go up.