Posts by Andrew Paul Wood

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  • Hard News: In tha Hoodie,

    Then Craig, I recommend the cravat - but actually (channeling Trinny and Suz) verticals are slimming. Anyway, the reason that Hopi the God of Luck is always smiling is because people rub his belly. Frankly, if you've got someone to rub your belly on a regular basis, I wouldn't worry about increasingly sacerdotal girth.

    Christchurch • Since Jan 2007 • 175 posts Report

  • Hard News: In tha Hoodie,

    And why do the Ten Years Younger people feel the need to dres everyone with a penis as Mr Humphries from Are You Being Served?

    Christchurch • Since Jan 2007 • 175 posts Report

  • Hard News: In tha Hoodie,

    It's not as great a crime as the bow tie on anyone who is not a surgeon or consultant. Which are you Mr Ranapia with your big photo in Metro?

    Christchurch • Since Jan 2007 • 175 posts Report

  • Hard News: In tha Hoodie,

    It keps your ears warm and rakishly resembles a Fautus hood when declaiming Eliot from the roof through a megaphone.

    Christchurch • Since Jan 2007 • 175 posts Report

  • Hard News: In tha Hoodie,

    some places don't even let kids enter if they wear their hoodies up.

    That's so they can identify the thieving little ratbags to the police.

    And Stephen, the blazer is one of the few garments that is both chic and ironic. Did you never watch Brideshead Revisited?

    Christchurch • Since Jan 2007 • 175 posts Report

  • Hard News: In tha Hoodie,

    Given Foucault was also into titclamps, that's not saying much.

    Christchurch • Since Jan 2007 • 175 posts Report

  • Hard News: In tha Hoodie,

    Nose!!1!1 Don't want! Anyone over the age of 30 wearing a hoodie looks like a sad douchebag - unless perhaps if warn under a nice blazer or sportscoat - but Nooooooooooooooooooose!!1!1! Embrace adult life - we can drink in bars and own property, yay!

    Christchurch • Since Jan 2007 • 175 posts Report

  • Random Play: Don’t know your past, don’t…,

    Making Auckland Museum more relevant to Auckland is a little redundant because it is a collection of national significance. I would suggest a good rule of thumb is to take a look at Te Papa and don't do that. We need at least one un-dumbed down museum in this country.

    I am dissapointed at the staff losses - erosion of institutional memory is an ugly thing, especially as a helluva lot more information and interpretation is stored with those people than is sitting in Vernon.

    Christchurch • Since Jan 2007 • 175 posts Report

  • Cracker: ALTered States,

    Doesn't that sort of thing usually result in Greenpeace parking in your harbour, blocking and boarding your ships (which is technically piracy in my book, if not terrorism) and generally making a nusance of themselves wasting police resources?

    Christchurch • Since Jan 2007 • 175 posts Report

  • Hard News: I'm a Pakeha and you can…,

    Garth George was one of the judges according to th website

    Christchurch • Since Jan 2007 • 175 posts Report

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