Posts by andrew llewellyn

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  • Up Front: First Footing,

    And I wish I had the balls to wear a cravat

    cravats. ur doin it wrong.

    Yes, try tying it at the other end.

    Since Nov 2006 • 2075 posts Report

  • Island Life: No soup for you,

    This could work if Phillip Roth had, or ever wrote about haemorhoids (not even going to attempt to spell it right).

    Maybe that was Portnoy's complaint?

    BTW, anyone remember the Sledgehammer episode where he was converted into a sort of Robocop? Called, you guessed it "Hammeroid".

    Since Nov 2006 • 2075 posts Report

  • Island Life: No soup for you,

    "... where they're stored next to the quantum of Solace..."

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  • Island Life: No soup for you,

    And on that - I notice the Listener thinks Peter Fonda was in 12 Angry Men. Could Matt Nippert have a word with the editor?

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  • Island Life: No soup for you,

    See that's what happens when an author uses an obtuse title like that - I mean, if Henry Fonda had actually had a line someplace where he said "Ma, hold up, I just gotta get me some of those grapes of wrath out of the back of the truck (where they're er.. stored)" I'd have totally known that.

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  • Island Life: No soup for you,

    Fantastic Robyn,

    Reminds me of this (Mining mother chic)

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  • Island Life: No soup for you,

    And there will be a new golden age of Literature, Great Depressions always toss out a few good reads - I myself have just dropped off the draft of my new epic - The Crepes of Roth, about an immigrant Jewish family settled in Auckland, who when forced to close the family creperie, pack up the little yellow mini & head for the greeener pastures of Invercargill.

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  • Southerly: Life at Paremoremo Boys' High,

    When he said he wanted to play the "axe" he wasn't joking.

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  • Southerly: Life at Paremoremo Boys' High,

    I just looked at my old High Schools wikipedia page and saw that our only famous alumni was Madeleine Sami.

    I'm envious, all I've got (OK, I attended 3 colleges around the world, but the one I was longest at) is Sir Bob Jones, Bill & Boyd & convicted murderer, Graeme Burton.

    Since Nov 2006 • 2075 posts Report

  • Hard News: The Debate and Onwards,

    Always fun to see the world through Kerr-tinted glasses for a moment

    He needs to take those off & address himself in the mirror before he goes jogging. OT, but the other evening I would have sworn santa (or a giant red panda) was jogging (in a shuffling kind of way) towards the duckpond, from the main entrance to the Bot Gardens.

    When he got nearer, I realise it was Roger Kerr (he's taller than I thought) in the most garish red & white tracksuit I have ever clapped eyes on (and I live near the cable car & I've seen an awful lot of garish track suits on American cruise liner passengers.

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