Posts by Ian Dalziel

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  • Hard News: Thanks, Steve. For everything., in reply to Sacha,

    Data Palms...

    high five

    I think in this context that
    would be the much cooler iFive

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  • Hard News: The Politics of Absence, in reply to 3410,

    Light blue paper and retire...

    ..fired from Afternoons with Jim Mora for
    “an unacceptable breach of RNZ’s editorial policies''

    I thought B. Bradbury's bombast quite mild (and justified) in comparison to some of the gobsmacking shite some of the reactionary right-wing types, they have on The Panel at times, come out with...

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  • Hard News: The Politics of Absence,

    Uncontrollable urge...
    Oh that we all had an uncontrollable Remuneration Authority that would step in, like a fairy godmother, and munificently 'Bisto' unwanted pay rises upon us all...
    Apparently this is to make up for lost travel perks - that I had thought were an option, not an obligation, for MPs to take...
    Oh how they may wail, oh woe my carriage is a pumpkin, but wait suddenly it is many pumpkins which I can puree into a filling and nourishing soup, not unlike gravy - the train of which has left the station - but my boat has come in, pour it on...
    ..and bugger the lumpy proletariat!

    Anthony Hubbard has some thoughts on it here

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  • Field Theory: The Cup Continues,

    Colourful language...
    Just wondering if Maori TV's commentators will be fined
    for ambush marketing?
    I heard one of them describing the crowd at the stadium last night as being "...like one of those Colours of Benetton ads."
    - Kaching!
    Maybe they'll just be issued regulation mouth guards...

    I note that the first semi-final will be a real Scotch broth:
    Cock-a-Leekie as it were...

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  • Hard News: Thanks, Steve. For everything.,

    Now I know who Matt Smith's Doctor is based on
    Bow ties are cool...

    and travelling back a year in time... the dating game

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  • Hard News: Who owns the news?,

    Meanwhile upstairs at the 1%'s offices...

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  • Hard News: The Politics of Absence, in reply to Sofie Bribiesca,

    Ballot terms - Party, der...

    Joyce would be gone.
    Oh, and Key and Bennett and ….
    and Anne Tolley, too cruel for skool!

    Ya putsch ya ducks in a row...
    Yes National, this vote doesn't have your name on it!

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  • Hard News: Thanks, Steve. For everything.,

    My meter’s running…

    But I just can’t get a rhyme for “one-button mouse”. Can anyone help?

    That one-button mouse is a drag
    when clicking, and rolling in passes
    it makes the pressing business a fag,
    indeed, the cursor the networking classes

    that’s all I’ve got…
    though “un-buttoned blouse” comes to mind
    and 'souse' and 'dowse' and 'louse'

    or perhaps
    clicking gaily with a one-button mouse
    gets Arts and Letters Daily (sans Dutton) in-house

    (well odes do allow irregular meter)

    here’s hoping such
    drollery re scrollery
    is a fitting corollary…

    …and you’d think with Steve Jobs’ connections to Pixar and therefore Disney it would have been de rigueur not to have embraced the classic "two button mouse”

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  • Hard News: Thanks, Steve. For everything., in reply to Mark Cubey,

    Boxing on...

    I wish I still had the SE30 that for so long was my favourite machine: sturdy, luggable, fast and able to do whole magazines inside the box. Freehand 3. Pagemaker 4. Greyscale. Those were the days.

    +1
    My entry point, too - a revelation!
    (I still have my waxer though...)

    Mr C I must say that you did some damn fine work
    on that machine (and beyond)...

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  • Southerly: Tower Insurance Have Some Bad…,

    Red Zone Moaners, are they reasonable from the Press - hopefully they aren't implying that the lovely couple and their children pictured are in any way moaners, - explainer, questioners and solution seekers, yes...

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