Posts by giovanni tiso
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Hard News: #NetHui: it's all about you, in reply to Rob S,
In the New Reformed Church of the Dishwasher [breakaway from the Tisan Romish Idolatry] sharp knives are not permitted entry for any portion of the cycle.
I started this religion four hours ago and I'm already having to raise an army and interview for inquisitors. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
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Hard News: #NetHui: it's all about you, in reply to Rich Lock,
Which is more specific, and in certain circumstances more useful, than ‘patronising’ would be.
But isn't it in fact literally what patronising means?
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Hard News: #NetHui: it's all about you, in reply to James Butler,
Everyone has a dishwasher, it’s just one effect of your general depravity that yours has failed to become manifest in the physical world.
I think I found my first Pope.
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Hard News: #NetHui: it's all about you, in reply to Megan Wegan,
And the first two are?
They mainly concern the pre-wash rinse and where to put the glasses. It's going to be essentially a dishwasher-based religion.
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Forks prongs up, knifes blade down. Soon as I found my religion, it will be the third commandment.
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Hard News: #NetHui: it's all about you, in reply to James Butler,
there are people who don’t rinse after washing????
Everywhere. Really you don't want to get me started - again. (Clearly I was remembering the wrong conversation. Heh.)
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Hard News: #NetHui: it's all about you, in reply to James Butler,
AFAIC there’s only one way to pack a dishwasher, and surely everyone knows it.
I hear you, brother.
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Hard News: #NetHui: it's all about you, in reply to Megan Wegan,
there was a three page conversation about correct dishwashing technique
Anybody with a dishwasher can take part in that conversation, though (dishwasher privilege!). Sometimes we do objectively talk amongst ourselves, though, which is not the same thing.
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Hard News: #NetHui: it's all about you, in reply to James Butler,
Not sayin’ anything, just sayin’ :-)
Well played.
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Hard News: #NetHui: it's all about you, in reply to Russell Brown,
Strummer and The Clash got their share as composers
Clearly this must be stopped.