LOL

Well consistency is the key. I'll bear it in mind next time I blog about those other great umlauted acts, like Motoerhead and Spineal Tap. :oP

I spelt Bjoerk correctly. She has an umlaut in her name - therefore "oe" is correct and "o" is not. Philistine.

Juvenile and pathetic the image may have been, but those who have flailed around in such deep offence really need to get over themselves.

Far more offensive is Russell's continued defamatory assertion that [sad clown in question] made jokes about raping another blogger. If it were me, you'd have court papers on your doorstep by now.