I believe I can anticipate National's next big policy announcement. You want to make people on benefits apply for jobs but there aren't any jobs? Want to mine National Parks but don't want tourists to catch sight of a big nasty open cast eyesore?
Combine getting people off the DPB with "surgical mining" techniques.
Issue one shovel and a bucket to each the nation's solo mothers.
Problem solved ;)

Seriously, Aleister Crowley wrote limericks? Now that is scary. Do demons materialise if you recite them out loud, I wonder?