Posts by sally jones
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Ross? Has it anything to do with penises?
giovanni: Dingoes can be anything you want.
Tim: no connection. I wouldn't be that mean to turkeys
Cecelia: Thanks. There is a bit on hobbits.
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And I'm afraid that's it for me before I shrivel up into a pumpkin.
Hope there are some men out there making the dinner...
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Yes, sorry about that. The matter was taken out of my hands last week. I believe it is due tomorrow.
I feel obliged to notify you and anyone else who may be interested, that there are no penises in this next piece. I didn't want to be typecast.
I hope you, Ross, and others, expecting penises, are not too disappointed.
Promises of more penises in the future,
SJ -
Ross: I am forever waiting too. Forever late, late, for a very important date. To which specific lateness do you refer?
Is it still fuctioning? Sounds painful
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"elbow skin pendants"
Shakespeare, is it?
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I meant in a universe where one had to choose - welcome to my world!
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Emma. Well said. "A cock looks nothing like as stupid as an ear."
Why has it taken us this long to point it out?It's practically designed to be caressed
Huh? No they don't get caressed. In the design stakes they get, and should be more than happy with, sucked. The penis is practically designed to be sucked but not caressed. My arse gets that. My arse is practically designed to be caressed.
They can have tugged, maybe. Designed to be tugged.
Tug boats might have something to say about that.Elaine: Well, the female body is a... work of art. The male body is utilitarian, it's for gettin' around, like a jeep.
Jerry: So you don't think it's attractive?
Elaine: It's hideous. The hair, the... the lumpiness. It's simian.Normally I'd agree. But I have to confess that I did marry my man for his body, albeit when I could still see it behind all the hair! But the lumps have always been okay by me. The best of the simians.
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The penis is very ugly.
I am assured that some people find them highly attractive.
Very sensible keeping your enemies close. Indeed, on that note, might I proffer that up close the penis is, well, a different animal than when seen...at arms length. I wouldn't like to say different good, or different bad, or...
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What do socialists look like?
New Zealanders
In my experience, they are very handsome.
And varied. And closer to social democrats than socialists proper. Very few hard core socialists in NZ (me thinks. Could be wrong...)
Kracklite:
How I have missed you
Where have you been, Babel?
Jeremy:
I believe the great GG had hers photographed - full Monty fashion - for some magazine (cough) spread. She was hoping to dispel the mythology. Didn't really work, eh? -
No miss-tique and not a Ms in sight (or a Mrs, for that matter)