Wellington is currently consumed with the toughest philosophical question ever: who is a real fan of the Hurricanes?
It’s a pretty fucking deep question. As tickets to the final sell out in unbelievable time are the real fans the ones who a) slept in the queue for tickets, b) got priority as season ticket holders, c) paid inflated prices for them on TradeMe, or d) complained online about who weren’t real fans.
That face you make when they swear they were there all year but all you saw were yellow seats. pic.twitter.com/eSUjWRosxV— Whā Kapow (@Rarerecordings_) June 30, 2015
'Real fans are only the ones who refuse to pay any more than face-value for tickets' - seems kinda stupid, really. #rpt— Jamie Wall (@JamieWall2) June 30, 2015
Wellington the city of glory supporters. We were using people's spare tickets as beer mats last season.— Dan Hargreaves (@Raise1glass) June 30, 2015
"I queued for 13 hours to get Hurricanes tickets, and all I got was this shitty bottle of chocolate milk?"— Ferdy + Slugso (@ruggerblogger) June 30, 2015
Most people I know see the humorous side of the situation but some people are grumpy as fuck about it. WHY WON’T THE GUBBNAMENT STEP IN TO HELP?!
Which is kind of funny in itself. This Government has painted itself into a corner as the “Rugby Government”, everything must be done to make rugby great! After all our PM is the captain of the All Blacks. He’s a real fan™!
I was on a bus after the election and overheard a young man recounting why he voted for “good cunt” John Key: “He went to heaps of [Rugby] World Cup games!” Motherfucker, I went to more games than he did and I paid the same amount of money for my tickets that he did, $0. But at least I was working when I was there.
Where was I going with this? Oh right, there’s no such thing as a real fan, a #1 fan or any other fake metric for determining who likes something more than someone else. Wellington does have a lot of fair weather fans though. Literally.
Watching the Hurricanes play in the summer is much nicer than watching them play in autumn or winter. The Caketin is a freezing cauldron of icy wind and very little rain shelter. Empty yellow seats everywhere. So I can totally understand why the numbers of people wanting to attend games would increase the closer you get to the final. And when have the Hurricanes ever been the in-form team?
The only other time they reached the final, no one saw them lose.
The tickets are so in demand because fans are hoping to see the Hurricanes in the final for the first time ever. pic.twitter.com/QKDxA4WKkc— post-scott (@buzzandhum) June 30, 2015