Posts by Bart Janssen

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  • Up Front: Oh, Cock!,

    Good god its turned into the Todger Dialogue here.

    And we know Emma never intended that to happen.

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 3114 posts Report Reply

  • Up Front: Oh, Cock!,

    I'd just like to note the importance of multiple sampling. Large numbers of measurements are the key to obtaining accurate results. Be kind to your statistician.

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  • Hard News: Anatomy of a Shambles,

    This whole thing makes me think the actors union has been watching too many movies. Unfortunately Warner Bros aren't quite as stupid as the townsfolk.

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 3114 posts Report Reply

  • Up Front: Oh, Cock!,

    I am pretty sure you can attempt to measure it on every single state, and create some kind of graph.

    Yeah sure - I'm really just looking at the graphs

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  • Up Front: Oh, Cock!,

    I mean, can you guys honestly say you've never measured it?

    What your missing is that Heisenberg's principle applies to penises just as it applies to quarks.

    As soon as you attempt to define it's length, it starts to move.

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 3114 posts Report Reply

  • Up Front: Oh, Cock!,

    Vajazzling.

    vajazzhands?

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  • Up Front: Oh, Cock!,

    It's that old joke

    When we say we're thinking about nothing, we really are

    Really it's just another dangly wobbly bit - to go with all the other dangly wobbly bits - sadly there are more of those each year

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  • Up Front: Oh, Cock!,

    are certainly not on good terms with their bodies

    well my penis is fine but my bloody calves won't behave like they used to

    Size does matter for guys: in any group situation it usually doesn't take long to sort out who the big swinging dicks are and a sort of hierarchy is established.

    Really? As a straight male I've never experienced that group dynamic.

    Also never experienced that - not even as a nudist where it was clear to all

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  • Up Front: Oh, Cock!,

    circumcised / natural

    ...lets take this piece of skin with lots of nerve running to it and ... well ... cut it off because like it will easier for mummy to keep baby boy clean and later in life when he is in the desert corp he won't get sand stuck there I'm sure he won't miss the fact he will have less sensitivity in his sexual organs cause that's not important to boys at all...


    and don't even start with doing the same to girls damn but we humans are barabaric

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  • Up Front: Oh, Cock!,

    pulling on it to hard.

    was that a typo or not?

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