Posts by Emma Hart

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  • Speaker: Won't Someone Please Not Think…,

    Heh, there used to be an RFS classification for movies - Restricted to Film Societies.

    They took the 'only for qualified academics' restriction off de Sade's Justine here almost simultaneously with me gaining the requisite qualifications. Now it's available free on the net in its entirety.

    Let. Down.

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  • Readers' Tips,

    Church cnr Countdown is 24hrs

    Not any more. Closes at midnight as of about a month ago.

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  • Hard News: So far from trivial,

    Wait, Sunday School makes you gay? For the first time ever I believe we have a lead on what my mother did wrong.

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  • Readers' Tips,

    Here's my tip - for what it's worth. When walking along Takapuna Beach with dogs offleash, do not smile.

    Pff, Jackie, people look at me funny when I dance in the supermarket too - but why else would they be playing music?

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  • Readers' Tips,

    Baking Soda. Is there anything it can't do??

    A cup of baking soda followed by a cup of vinegar (ha!) followed by three cups of boiling water will:
    a)unblock drains
    b)entertain your children

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  • Hard News: Paris S’Enflamme, tout la nuit,

    I find lesbians mostly invisable

    Whoa, lesbians have super-powers? Ace.

    A guy I didn't know (school gates can be weird places) once told me that he told his kids not to look at 'those people'. This led to a satisfyingly ironic conversation about how easy it is to spot gay people.

    The TVNZ Charter seems to have 'forgotten' their obligation to this community.

    Hey, they're playing Torchwood.

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  • Hard News: A Taxonomy of Poo,

    And I believe we have a winner, and it's xkcd again.

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  • Island Life: Abusage,

    Piss. Preview, always preview. Bolding tag ruins what I swear was a great joke.

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  • Island Life: Abusage,

    Has anyone else noticed that on the Herald's "your poos" column any word with ass in it, like pass, class or even passive gets gets the * treatment, whereas the good old arse gets a clear run?

    That's beautiful that is. I love profanity filters so much I want to ** the out of them.

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  • Hard News: Paris S’Enflamme, tout la nuit,

    lesbian

    How much does that pay these days? Inquiring minds could be persuaded to a change of career...

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