Posts by Ian Dalziel

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  • Hard News: The perils of political confidence,

    The headless ship of state sails on...
    You think we have problems with a recalcitrant Purser.
    Spare a thought for the sailors aboard the Carrier George H W Bush

    The (US) Navy’s newest aircraft carrier has a messy problem. Since deploying in May, the Norfolk, Va.-based carrier George H.W. Bush has grappled with widespread toilet outages, at times rendering the entire ship without a single working head.

    Read my lips, indeed!

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Hard News: Criminalising Journalism,

    Robber Barrens...

    As the Boomers age out of that bracket, crime rates reduce.

    Though criminal acts seem to be increasing in the white collar banker / investment sector, John Key hails from those parts doesn't he?

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Hard News: Criminalising Journalism,

    CD behaviour...
    What is all this talk of tapes?
    Surely these would all be
    digital recording devices?
    Hard drives, Flash drives,
    solid state n such like...
    These old codgers need
    to get with the program...

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Hard News: Some things just don't let…,

    Paul sent me the links for his High Street Manchester cnr clips (the one Lilith posted was from Pine's Stephen McCarthy, I think) these are from the High street side of that same block.

    ...and yes, The Bats were in fine form last Saturday in Chchch, tight, crisp and very danceable!
    I strongly urge all Wellingtonians and Aucklanders to seize the opportunity to revel in, and with, them this coming weekend:
    San Francisco Bath House, Fri 18th
    Kings Arms Tavern, Sat 19th

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Hard News: The perils of political confidence, in reply to merc,

    a harsh tuskmaster...

    man bag... elephant

    Pachyderms have thick skin
    their scrotal sacs were much prized
    by Hannibal's legionnaires for
    keeping salt and gold...*
    ...the symbolism is astounding!



    *OK, I made that up!

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Hard News: The perils of political confidence, in reply to merc,

    Puca Joyce arranged to have the mic planted ;-)

    or better yet - knew it was gonna happen,
    and instructed the DPS to let it happen...
    - plausible deniability with all the ensuant
    benefits of faux outrage and diversionary circus...

    Public is left to deal with the giant toxic
    elephant turds, free shovels at WINZ...
    :- )

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Hard News: The perils of political confidence, in reply to Russell Brown,

    Oberon's envoy... the play's the thing...

    Peter Goodfellow withdrew from Morning Report today after promising to come on and talk about Epsom

    Could he be Robin Goodfellow's brother?

    that shrewd and knavish sprite
    Call'd Robin Goodfellow: are not you he
    That frights the maidens of the villagery;
    Skim milk, and sometimes labour in the quern
    And bootless make the breathless housewife churn;
    And sometime make the drink to bear no barm;
    Mislead night-wanderers, laughing at their harm?
    Those that Hobgoblin call you and sweet Puck,
    You do their work, and they shall have good luck:
    Are not you he?

    The Old English "puca" is a kind of half-tamed woodland sprite, leading folk astray with echoes and lights in nighttime woodlands, or coming into the farmstead and souring milk in the churn.

    Puck's trademark laugh in the early ballads is "Ho ho ho."
    enter Santa John <stage right>

    Which raises the question
    - was 11/11/11 an inside job?
    it has a whiff of deviltry...

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Hard News: The perils of political confidence,

    Going up North for a while...

    My ‘Holiday Highways to Nowhere’ poster...

    ...is there a "Mr Nowhere's Hawaii Holidays' poster too?

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Hard News: The perils of political confidence,

    Warped n Loopy, Smooth n Glossy...

    satin John

    I like that!
    He is a slippery sheet...

    or even if it had been
    statin John
    that would sum up his approach:
    to reducing the nation's fat,
    lean times ahead...

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Hard News: The perils of political confidence,

    The Boraginaceae - Myosotis...

    Key yesterday said he could not remember if he suggested NZ First supporters were "dying out".

    He says that a lot!
    It worries me that we may a memory impaired - possibly early stage Alzheimers - person at the helm of our country, and he is looking tired (and grumpy and maybe some other dwarfs, too)...
    maybe it's for the best that a surprise landslide sweeps him from power, rather than him being pushed in front of increased heavy traffic by Mr Joyce, a few miles down the track...

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

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