Posts by Ian Dalziel
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Albatross...
"Noose around the neck,"
what an ugly fearful phrase.yeah! What happened to millstones anyway?
or just putting monkeys on their backs
or even selling their futures for mere silver...I don't think this government knows where adults come from...
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enter The Determiner...
...and often expertise committment are one thing that's DEFINATELY needed.
and CAPPING trumps spelling?
Definitely a suitable case for commitment...
:- )but otherwise
good luck with it all -
the hole truth...
They also have a tunnel that something very tiny travels through at the speed of light, which causes an earth-shattering explosion that reveals the secrets of the universe.
that's a Large Hadron Collider
the spelling is different...
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The Bobbit
Knife falls on NZ actors' future!
or when acting like a dick
can get you cut off... -
Lambs laughter...
Hey, you know what fucking rocks?
My slow cooker recipe book. So bite me and
my mouthwateringly tender lamb shanks.did you know send marble thanks
is an anagram of tender lamb shanks?
though how those innocent young sheep
get knives in prison is beyond me... -
Something wicket this way comes...
Let alone using a non-standard metric of "time at the crease" as a comparison.
El Nino or La Nina year?
Sunspot activity?
Approaching rare Galactic alignment?
... too many variables,
let alone non-Imperial units! -
Cleavin' Bacon... and Tudor Grease!
Shakespeare, is it?
Ooooer, Ooor Wully!!
...some say it's your mind!I'd have to say I like my penis a lot more than any other dangly-wobbly bit I might possess.
do we need Jung or don't
we mention tongue? -
Source for the goose...
Yep. The zealous willingness to promote uniformed gossip as public debate - for fun and profit!
I think the black Jacket with epaulets, Jodphurs
and Jackboots is tres stylish, and so close to
the horse's mouth....
Wait loss in the suburbs...supermarket cues
now there is a market niche magazine...
Louche tips for living your life
Pointers for the "aisle be right" brigade
Ideas to shake a stick at....
Len Black, (the Night Mayor) enjoy the ride...I always think Joanne Brown's views on education should be viewed in light...
Brown is the new Black!
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Distender is the knight...
the wonders of hydraulics...
a swell thing, sure to rise!
coupled with elbow skin
pendants to boot !
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The bell curve...
You just have to be careful about
pulling on it to hard.as many a young campanologist is told
when learning the ropes...