Posts by Xeno

  • Up Front: Lighting the Dark,

    In other words, we need to let men out of the Masculinity Box. We need to be accepting of men having actual real emotions and accept them finding healthy ways of processing them. A man crying needs to be more socially acceptable than a man punching, and it’s not.

    I feel more positive now about crying on the intercity bus in 2005, thanks.

    Since Oct 2008 • 25 posts Report Reply

  • Up Front: The Up Front Guides: How to Be…, in reply to Kyle Matthews,

    Toilet paper is too good a use for that section of the paper apparently.

    I wouldn't soil my backside with it.

    Since Oct 2008 • 25 posts Report Reply

  • Hard News: The Engagement, in reply to Idiot Savant,

    I'm once again glad that I get all my TV over the internet, and will thus be able to avoid this bullshit.

    Now to see if I can set AdBlock to recognise any mention of royalty as an ad and block it.

    Oh, I know what you're getting for Xmas, Mr Grumpy-Pants.

    Since Oct 2008 • 25 posts Report Reply

  • Up Front: That's Inappropriate!, in reply to linger,

    Which, if used as definition, merely proves that many men are sluts?

    Rumbled.

    Since Oct 2008 • 25 posts Report Reply

  • Up Front: Oh, Cock!,

    The maximum is usually the data-point of interest.

    Goodness, it's like you've all never had sex.

    Since Oct 2008 • 25 posts Report Reply

  • Up Front: Oh, Cock!,

    Lucy, by umm, touch.

    Since Oct 2008 • 25 posts Report Reply

  • Hard News: The Creepy Party,

    I'd like to know what happened overnight in the Defence Ministry to make this job suddenly superfluous. I'd like to know when the Prime Minister decided that it was. Did he just wake up and think "We need two Ministers for the Rugby World Cup, because that's really important - but for wars and that, we can get by with one"?

    Well, we're planning on having a World Cup quite soon...

    Since Oct 2008 • 25 posts Report Reply

  • Up Front: After the Big Gay Revolution,

    Did the earth move for you too Russell?

    Since Oct 2008 • 25 posts Report Reply

  • Field Theory: Stop, Drop and Roll,

    Don't let Michael worry you too much Hayden, I thought the Snapper love was quite endearing - though could possibly tone it down in future bouts - first time's funny and all that.

    No, let Michael worry you Hayden. By the middle of the game, everyone remotely near me was groaning and rolling their eyes whenever you mentioned Snapper. They're not a popular company to start with, lets be honest, and standing in a big long queue with my prepaid ticket while a handful of snapper users waltzed straight through the door did not endear them to us before the game.

    Fact is, we're not there for the MCs, or for the sponsors. We're there for the derby, and you were detracting from your commentary and the game with all that annoying, inane Snapper prattle. We're not stupid and we know when you're talking about the derby, and when you're just cramming sponsorship bollocks down our necks.

    And it was a great game.

    Since Oct 2008 • 25 posts Report Reply

  • Hard News: Ideology for Evidence,

    Once more fat National eats all the pies.

    Since Oct 2008 • 25 posts Report Reply

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