Holmes - Cultural Learnings Make for Benefit Glorious Nation of New Zealand: We send ridiculously "over the top" fake reporter Paul Holmes out to interview people with hilarious consequences.

IS NICE!

Jagshemash!

Borat

PS: Would this Mr Holes like to interview leading Kazakh journalist?

Wow wow wee wah! I wish to congratulate your journalist Deborah Coddingham on her glorious fight to rid your country of the Asian, in the same way I am working to rid my beautiful country of Jews.

It is well known that the Asian is source of all crime and evil takeaway food. I would like to visit the minor nation of New Zealand to help Mrs Coddleston with her fight. I have adapted my famous song for this:

Throw the Asian in the sea
So my country can be free
They have too much money
They never give it to me

Jagshemash!

In my country, insane bloggers are kept in cages and provide many amusements for the villagers with their arguments. Real journalists like Mrs Doodlington are allowed to poke them with sticks until they admit their arguments are wrong!

Mrs Codderton sounds like my kind of womens, even more attractive than my sister who is fourth best prostitute in all of Kazakhstan! I would like very much to meet her, perhaps for sexytime! Wow wow wee wah!

Borat