Cracker by Damian Christie

I'd recommend the use of a command such as:
head -c 5095108 /dev/random >teapot_mp3_truecrypt

and leave them lying around on computers and media.

That should keep the cops (and maybe GCSB if NACT want to spend even more taxpayer dollars) occupied for a while.

(Mac/Linux - no idea how to do this on windows)

Or just have this going on your computer when they walk past...

http://hackertyper.net/

That's kinda like a boss key.

A feature suggestion would be to use the laptops webcam to detect movement ingressing the users personal space and fire the app automagically.

head -c 5095108 /dev/random >teapot_mp3_truecrypt

I prefer tail(s) to head(s)

Sorry bad unix pun...

Going further back…

OPEN 15,8,15,"N0:TEAPOT”

I suggest buying a bulk lot of little black carry-pouches and leaving them lying round the office with treats inside, the kind of thing you'd find in a school fair lucky-dip: fluffy keyrings, toy cars etc.

I've suffered that language, but can't place it. Some sort of VAX/Fortran combination?

Empty Dunkin Donut boxes. With occasional ones with donuts in, just to keep them looking...

Oh god.

Everybody in your office should rush out change their name to Inspector Clouseau.

I’ve suffered that language, but can’t place it. Some sort of VAX/Fortran combination?

To be precise... CBM BASIC kernal v2.0.

OPEN 15,8,15,"N0:TEAPOT”

Well if we are back to knives and bearskins, you could always give a taste of a simple POKE 53265,11

POKE 53265,11

Outing yourself as an old Commie user, eh? We Speccy users were keener on...

POKE 35899,0

I've been working all day in the same building as Radio NZ and watching out a for phalanx of Red Squad or whoever they send on such tape raids. All quiet. But walking back through the lobby of the James Cook Hotel I noticed the Police Association was having a meeting today and there were a lot of plainclothes detective sort of guys wandering about, obviously plotting.

any journalists carrying bottles of water with them or on their desk need to be careful the police dont immediately see that as a potential 'molotov cocktail', after all keeping records of Keys bland words is a serious crime and the first step to overthrowing the state