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  • Kyle Matthews,

    he'd rather spend time in afghanistan than wellington...

    According to George Bush, Afghanistan is s a tourist mecca these days. Peace love and democracy and whatnot.

    Since Nov 2006 • 6243 posts Report

  • Ben Austin,

    It doesn't matter what type of mustache one has it just matters that they have one. After all, this is all part of the "lets reclaim manly looks of yesteryear" campaign which perhaps some of you older types, who had the luxury of growing up during a pro mustache time don't really appreciate.

    London • Since Nov 2006 • 1027 posts Report

  • InternationalObserver,

    Damian said:

    I mean, great cause and all, but soooo many people are doing it

    And then I said:

    Yeah, that's why whenever someone tries to sell me a poppy or a pink ribbon I just tell them to fark off.

    And then Jackie said:

    I'm speechless.

    And then Jeremy said:

    I was composing a post along the same lines, only longer, and more funnier, but no less ironic.

    But I Say:

    No Jeremy, you couldn't have posted something funnier, and Jackie's response proves it.

    As I've proffered before, my 'humour' can be deliberately obtuse.
    Damian lobbed a blunt comment and I was attempting to smash it back across the net.

    FYI: I don't club baby seals either.

    Since Jun 2007 • 909 posts Report

  • Damian Christie,

    I mean, great cause and all, but soooo many people are doing it

    I guess what I should have said here, is that I'm concerned that it might just become a whole bunch of dicks growing mo's, and actually lose the charity/fundraising aspect that I think makes it such an excellent idea in the first place.

    I say this without having first done any research, so if someone could please approach 1000 randomly selected moustachioed men and ask them what if any fundraising they or their associates are doing for The Cause, and present it to the group while I'm away, that'd be dandy.

    It's quite different from poppies or pink ribbons, in that people have to buy the poppies, therefore supporting the cause. It's more like if someone just made their own poppies and wore them because they thought it was a bit of a laugh...

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 1164 posts Report

  • Che Tibby,

    I guess what I should have said here, is that I'm concerned that it might just become a whole bunch of dicks growing mo's, and actually lose the charity/fundraising aspect

    interestingly, i was in oz when this thing kicked off.

    and it was just a bunch of dicks growing mo's. all very fhm if i remember right.

    they brought in the fund-raising side two years ago to make it more justifiable to wives and girlfriends!

    oh, and vote the dropkicks.

    the back of an envelope • Since Nov 2006 • 2042 posts Report

  • Che Tibby,

    FYI: I don't club baby seals either.

    you should.

    i've heard they taste like a really salty vension.

    the back of an envelope • Since Nov 2006 • 2042 posts Report

  • merc,

    Paua killer.

    Since Dec 2006 • 2471 posts Report

  • InternationalObserver,

    FYI: I don't club baby seals either.

    you should.

    i've heard they taste like a really salty vension.

    Club baby seals? No, I couldn't be so cruel.
    But as for the adult males ... I believe that's considered a fair fight!

    A'rrrrr!

    Since Jun 2007 • 909 posts Report

  • Joanna,

    A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "I just found out I've got AIDs".

    A baby seal walks into a club.

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 746 posts Report

  • Che Tibby,

    ahhh craaaap... no. turns out baby seals don't taste like salty beef. that's some bullpucky i heard somewhere.

    they actually taste like deep-fried salty blubber and gristle.

    and, i've faced an adult fur seal over at cape palliser. it won. i ran like hell.

    the back of an envelope • Since Nov 2006 • 2042 posts Report

  • Sue,

    last year they raised about 36 bucks per mo

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 527 posts Report

  • Jeremy Andrew,

    A baby seal goes into a bar, the bartender asks "whad'll y'have?"
    The seal replies "anything but a Canadian Club on the rocks".

    Hamiltron - City of the F… • Since Nov 2006 • 900 posts Report

  • Paul Williams,

    interestingly, i was in oz when this thing kicked off.

    and it was just a bunch of dicks growing mo's. all very fhm if i remember right.

    I can understand that characterisation given some of the blokes I've seen around the city, however I've participated in MoVember the last three or four years with a group of friends and raised about $2k in total (all years and all blokes) and we're assured by our better halves we're not dicks...

    Sydney • Since Nov 2006 • 2273 posts Report

  • Hadyn Green,

    I've got close to $30 this year for my "cop" tache.

    I'm also against comedy moustaches. Grow a good one and watch the womenfolk swoon.

    My favourite is the one where the handlebars join the sideburns. But that's "not allowed". You know who else had rules and moustaches and made you spread your wealth! The Commies.

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 2090 posts Report

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