Field Theory by Hadyn Green

Rives sounded a lot flatter than I would have expected him to be. Sad face.

Dude, don't you know you should probably not try the brown acid:

To get back to the warning that I received. You may take it with however many grains of salt that you wish. That the brown acid that is circulating around us is not specifically too good. It is suggested that you stay away from that. Of course it's your own trip. So be my guest, but please be advised that there is a warning on that one, ok?

Personally, I have decided that I must marry both Shelley Bernstein and Rives. As soon as possible, and both together.

In addition, I may possibly begin an ongoing affair with John Resig. Just because.

If you're marrying Rives, is it still okay if I write slash fiction about him and Ze Frank "emoting" together?

Absolutely. As long as you let me read it.

Nvm