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Island Life: A Rat At My Table

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  • Marcus Neiman,

    Jonty: The interesting thing though is that the Right's wedge doesn't seem to be working in this case.

    Sure they've managed to mobilise their usual fellow-travellers, and maybe I don't know enough socially conservative Labour-voters, but I don't think that this will be a long-term problem for Labour vis-a-vis its constituency, and it will certainly not be one for the Greens.

    Sydney • Since Feb 2007 • 107 posts Report

  • Riddley Walker,

    like Oscar Wilde

    that sounds more like Quentin Crisp

    AKL • Since Feb 2007 • 890 posts Report

  • merc,

    Damn you Master Riddley (you are correct), you will not be taken up with the precious few...

    Since Dec 2006 • 2471 posts Report

  • Riddley Walker,

    i can promise to be thick if it helps my chances of salvation. i've seen clues that it might

    AKL • Since Feb 2007 • 890 posts Report

  • merc,

    It takes a special kind of person to believe that your true salvation lies with a ghost, a bearded man and a young fella who died to save you because you are all born in sin, but more especially, The Ghost, who is mysterious and cannot be questioned, ever, mmmkay?

    Since Dec 2006 • 2471 posts Report

  • andrew llewellyn,

    "Our friends' cat solved this problem by simply ripping the cat door off"

    Heh, our dog ate the cat door. Luckily she grew out of that behaviour (or possibly it was not to her taste) because subsequent cat doors have survived.

    Since Nov 2006 • 2075 posts Report

  • Riddley Walker,

    a ghost, a bearded man and a young fella who died

    come on, i just saw that on Shortland St

    AKL • Since Feb 2007 • 890 posts Report

  • Sam F,

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 1611 posts Report

  • reece palmer,

    The HoS headhunted about a third of their staff from fairfax, they obviously didn't get the right third.

    the terraces • Since Nov 2006 • 298 posts Report

  • Juha Saarinen,

    Ah, no... the headhunter misunderstood the directions from Ireland. "Get a t'urd from Farefucks," were the orders, obeyed to a fault.

    Since Nov 2006 • 529 posts Report

  • Riddley Walker,

    hehehe... nice one.

    AKL • Since Feb 2007 • 890 posts Report

  • Moz,

    Maybe if the Labour party actually had a legislative agenda people wouldn't be spending so much time on a private members bill. But as things stand this is a most excellent diversion from the complete lack of anything to do in parliament. {looks nonchalant and whistles}

    Sydney, West Island • Since Nov 2006 • 1233 posts Report

  • Muriel Lockheed,

    I, once, confronted a rat in my kitchen. Paralysed with fear I rang for my BIL to get his butt round here now, unfortunately he was not home so my sister came instead. She found me on the table, cowering, then announced that she didn't know what to do. In desperation she throw a cardboard box over it, said she would get my BIL to come round to deal with it when he got home, and left saying she couldn't deal with rats. Thanks sis! I was alright about the rat until it began dragging the box about the kitchen floor as it scurried round. BIL came round hours later, I had spent those 4 hours locked in the toilet in mortal fear.

    To this day I am not sure why I thought the toilet was the best place to take refuge.

    Wellywood • Since Nov 2006 • 44 posts Report

  • Jackie Clark,

    You would have loved my house a year ago, Muriel. We were under siege from bush rats that decided our garden was a great place to build a nest (well, okay, the garden is less of a garden and more of a jungle, but still, they only came because the bastard developers across the road cut down all the bush where their little homes were.......). Not only did they do that, but they thought that coming inside would suit them too. So, the fact that we have an excellent ratting dog notwithstanding, they got in to the walls. They were coming from under the house, and consequently chewing holes in the laundry and the bathroom.It was a bit like the invasion of the body snatchers! Why I didn't use rat poison at that point, I have no idea. I think the logic at the time was that if they curled up and died inside, the smell would be overpowering. It wasn't until my dog broke her back (unrelated to the rats), and they had tried to chew the crap out of our laundry door, that I finally had had enough, and rat poison it was. I put out some lovely lunch plates of grainy poisoned goodness, and several nights of empty plates later, they were gone. ..

    Mt Eden, Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 3136 posts Report

  • Muriel Lockheed,

    shudder

    Wellywood • Since Nov 2006 • 44 posts Report

  • Juha Saarinen,

    Kiore kia ora!

    Since Nov 2006 • 529 posts Report

  • andrew llewellyn,

    That's nuthin I tell ya!

    I found a pig on the property this weekend! A PIG!

    Not to mention I found, for the first time ever, rabbit holes.

    And pukekoes.

    Since Nov 2006 • 2075 posts Report

  • Juha Saarinen,

    That's a very lively lifestyle property you've got, llew. I like it.

    Since Nov 2006 • 529 posts Report

  • andrew llewellyn,

    I must admit, having counted the livestock & found them all present, it was a bit disconcerting when some other large animal that shouldn't be there suddenly reared its head...

    Those pigs are pretty stubborn beasts to push back through a fence though.

    Since Nov 2006 • 2075 posts Report

  • Juha Saarinen,

    I'd pay money to see you do that, as long as it's for real and you won't ham it.

    Since Nov 2006 • 529 posts Report

  • Ben Austin,

    So no hunting knives or eager pig dogs then?

    London • Since Nov 2006 • 1027 posts Report

  • merc,

    This threads not going to go all Lord of the Flies now is it?

    Since Dec 2006 • 2471 posts Report

  • Juha Saarinen,

    Depends... are we talking about Huns using Englischer pig-dogs or the local variety?

    Since Nov 2006 • 529 posts Report

  • merc,

    If you've ever been blooded, and half part Hun and have Geman short haired pointers as family pets and hunting dogs, and only hunt pigs with a knife because, hell, that's a waste of a bullet, you'll understand.

    Since Dec 2006 • 2471 posts Report

  • Riddley Walker,

    hunting Lords and flies with bullets is totally a waste.

    AKL • Since Feb 2007 • 890 posts Report

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